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Caricature of the cartoon character Naomi Schwartz, the Jewish mother voiced by Lisa Edelstein, in Long Story Short, an adult animated comedy drama on Netflix.Long Story Short (Netflix) –– Short slack.
The Rainmaker (USA) –– Pour boy.
Alien: Earth (FX) –– Pain a visit.
Chief of War (Apple TV+) –– Hawaii jive-o.
Leanne (Netflix ) –– Over backward.
My Oxford Year (Netflix) –– Uni bomber.
Outlander: Blood of My Blood (Starz) –– Scot nowhere to go.
War of the Worlds (Amazon) –– Mars, uh, tacky.
KPop Demon Hunters (Netflix) –– Sap cackle and KPop.

Caricature of Adam Sandler as the title character in the Netflix comedy sequel Happy Gilmore 2.Happy Gilmore (Netflix) –– Missing links.
Hitmakers (Netflix) –– Mistakers.
Washington Black (Hulu) –– Slave’s away.
Hurricane Katrina: Race Against Time (NatGeo) –– NOLA contendre.
The Hunting Wives (Netflix) –– Bags.
Untamed (Netflix) –– Yosemite sham.
Dexter: Resurrection (Paramount+) –– Leave it to cleaver.
Too Much (Netflix) –– Yet not enough.
The Institute (MGM+) –– Instant toot.
Caricature of Taron Egerton as Dave Gudsen in the Apple TV+ arson police drama Smoke.Smoke (Apple TV+) –– Ventilation ducked.
Dora the Search for Sol Dorado (Paramount+) –– A Dora bull.
The Waterfront (Netflix) –– Pier less.
Ironheart (Disney+) –– Tinhead.
We Were Liars (Amazon) –– Unbelievable.
Revival (Syfy) –– Needed after this.
Stick (Apple TV+) –– In your eye.
Dept. Q (Netflix) –– Snoozy Q.
Adults (FX) –– Grown cold.
Caricature of Meghann Fahy as Devon DeWitt in the Netflix TV series Sirens.Sirens (Netflix) –– On the rocks.
The Better Sister (Amazon) –– Relatively awful.
The Resident (Netflix) –– Bumble abode.
Overcompensating (Amazon) –– Underperforming.
Duster (Max) –– Skids out.
Bad Thoughts (Netflix) –– And jokes.
Murderbot (Apple TV+) –– Murders butt.
The Four Seasons (Netflix) –– Seasonal disaffective disorder.
Forever (Netflix) –– Sure feels like.
Caricature of Lou de Laâge as ballet dancer Cheyenne Toussaint in the Amazon TV drama Étoile.Étoile (Amazon) –– A toilettes.
Ransom Canyon (Netflix) –– Rancid canon.
#1 Happy Family USA (Amazon) –– Poor relations.
Sherlock & Daughter (CW) –– Sure schlock.
Towards Zero (Britbox) –– Gets there.
North of North (Netflix) –– Chill pill.
The Clubhouse: A Year With the Red Sox (Netflix) –– Beaned town.
Dying for Sex (FX) –– Cancer’s dick.
Pulse (Netflix) –– Flat lines.
A caricature of Kevin Bacon as bounty bhunter Hub Halloran in the supernatural Amazon TV series The Bondsman.The Bondsman (Amazon) –– Dead soldier.
Your Friends & Neighbors (Apple TV+) –– Beg, borrow, squeal.
Mobland (Paramount+) –– A crime shame.
Mid-Century Modern (Hulu) –– Loud and queer.
Side Quest (Apple TV+) –– Questhate.
The Residence (Netflix) –– Vacate.
Good American Family (Hulu) –– Adopt a loathe profile.
Happy Face (Paramount+) –– 😞
Dope Thief (Apple TV+) –– Scrip search.
Caricature of Charlie Cox as the Marvel superhero Daredevil in the Disney+ action series Daredevil: Born Again.Daredevil: Born Again (Disney+) –– The man without cheer.
Long Bright River (Peacock) –– Water hazard.
The Studio (Apple TV+) –– Red light greenlight.
CHAOS: The Manson Murders (Netflix) –– Family dies.
Adolescence (Netflix) –– Grow up!
Deli Boys (Hulu) –– Slice of baloney.
Running Point (Netflix) –– Dribble drabble.
Grosse Pointe Garden Society (NBC) –– Garden hosed.
Suits LA (NBC) –– To a te-dium.
Caricature of Robert De Niro as former President George Mullen in the Apple TV+ thriller Zero Day.Zero Day (Netflix) –– A fair rating.
Thousand Blows (Hulu) –– Punchy.
Good Cop/Bad Cop (CW) –– Worst Cop.
Win or Lose (Disney+) –– Lose.
The Z-Suite (Tube) –– Make that Zzzz.
Apple Cider Vinegar (Netflix) –– Re: tart.
Clean Slate (Amazon) –– Wiped.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man (Disney+) –– Crappy-crawly.
Watson (CBS) –– No Sherlock shit.
Caricature of Leo Woodall as math genius Edward Brooks in the Apple TV+ thriller Prime Target.Prime Target (Apple TV+) –– Divided by itself.
The Hunting Party (NBC) –– Fuddlike.
The Couple Next Door (Starz) –– Won't you beat my neighbor?
SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night (Peacock) –– And beyond me.
On Call (Amazon) –– Cry ‘On call!’
American Primeval (Netflix) –– Beast Western.
Shifting Gears (ABC) –– Doesn’t stick it.
The Pitt (Max) –– Pittiable.
Going Dutch (Fox) –– Dutch, um, disease.
Caricature of Colin Firth as JIm Swire in the TV miniseries about the downing of a passenger jet in 1988 on Peacock entitled Lockerbie: A Search for Truth.Lockerbie: A Search for Truth (Peacock) –– Jet blank.
Doc (Fox) –– Their pay.
Laid (Peacock) –– Dead as a dildo.
Carry-On (Netflix) –– Totes bagged.
No Good Deed (Netflix) –– Cellar’s market.
One Hundred Years of Solitude (Netflix) –– Misses the Márquez.
Nonsense Christmas (Netflix) –– Carpenter antics.
The Sticky (Amazon) –– Wish I could turn the page.
Bluey (Disney+) –– Cur Bluey.
Caricature of Keira Knightley as spy Helen Webb in the Netflix series Black Doves.Black Doves (Netflix) –– Dirty birds.
The Madness (Netflix) –– Of badness.
The Agency (Paramount +) –– Lax Agency.
A Man on the Inside (Netflix) –– Retired to death.
Cruel Intentions (Amazon) –– Dumb be Cruel.
Get Millie Black (HBO) –– Millie cram.
Leonardo da Vinci (PBS) –– Renaissance fair.
Landman (Paramount +) –– All well and not good.
Cross (Amazon) –– Off list.
Caricature of Emily Watson as Valya Harkonnen in the HBO sci-fi series Dune: Prophecy.Dune: Prophecy (HBO) –– Sisters are Dune it for themselves.
The Day of the Jackal (Peacock) –– Or jackoff.
Say Nothing (FX/Hulu) –– Nothing.
Like Water for Chocolate (HBO Latino) –– If chocolate scraped off shoe.
St. Denis Medical (NBC) –– Denis the menis.
Before (Apple TV+) –– Predicked.
Territory (Netflix) –– Farm to trouble.
Poppa’s House (CBS) –– Poppa schlubby.
Happy’s Place (NBC) –– Happy go logy.
Caricature of Kevin Kline as Stephen Brigstocke in the Apple TV+ drama Disclaimer.Disclaimer (Apple TV+) –– Diss claimer.
It’s Florida, Man (HBO) –– The scum slime state.
Hysteria! (Peacock) –– Miss Hysteria!
Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (CBS) –– Small bang.
Teacup (Peacock) –– Temp pissed in Teacup.
Sweetpea (Starz) –– Pea-brained.
La Máquina (Hulu) –– Roto.
The Franchise (HBO) –– Marvel wry.
Nobody Wants This (Netflix) –– No-bo-dy.
Caricature of Kathy Bates as the title lawyer Matlock in the CBS reboot of the legal TV series.Matlock (CBS) –– Ancient law.
Rescue HI-Surf (Fox) –– Low ebb.
Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story (Netflix) –– Dead parent joke.
Apartment 7A (Paramount+) –– Raise Mary’s baby.
Brilliant Minds (NBC) –– Smarty pains.
A Very Royal Scandal (Amazon ) –– Andy rectum.
High Potential (ABC) –– Low achievement.
American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez (FX) –– ASS grabber.
Rebel Ridge (Netflix) –– Stinking Ridge.
Caricature of Colin Farrell as the villain Oz Cobb in the HBO crime series The Penguin based on the DC Comics character.The Penguin (HBO) –– Cobble plot.
How to Die Alone (Hulu) –– Brag you watch this.
Universal Basic Guys (Fox) –– UBI soft.
Wise Guy: David Chase and The Sopranos (HBO) –– Baloney Soprano.
Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist (Peacock) –– Heist bidder.
The Perfect Couple (Netflix) –– Double may care.
English Teacher (FX) –– Lessons: the impact.
Terminator Zero (Netflix) –– Zero shits.
Kaos (Netflix) –– Zeusology.

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Jackpot! (Amazon) –– You lose.
Chimp Crazy (HBO) –– Bananadrama.
Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Paramount+) –– Soft shell drab.
Hollywood Black (MGM+) –– Back to Black.
Mr. Throwback (Peacock) –– Throw back.
Time Bandits (Apple TV+) –– Ripped off mine.
A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder (Netflix) –– Goody goody gumshoes.
Batman: Caped Crusader (Amazon) –– Gotham coming and going.
The Decameron (Netflix) –– Ribald down.

Caricature of former Major League star and shamed bettor Pete Rose in the HBO documentary Charlie Hustle & the Matter of Pete Rose.Charlie Hustle & the Matter of Pete Rose (HBO) –– Rose pud.
Lady in the Lake (Apple TV+) –– Drowned out.
Omnivore (Apple TV+) –– Eat me.
Emperor of Ocean Park (MGM+) –– Mutha’s Vineyard.
Exploding Kittens (Netflix) –– Kitty litter.
Sausage Party: Foodtopia (Amazon) –– Wurst case scenario.
Sunny (Apple TV+) –– Robo-crawl.
Faye (HBO) –– Fayeded.
Down in the Valley (Starz) –– Deep depression.
Caricature of Emily Bader as Lady Jane Grey in the period comedy TV series My Lady Jane on Amazon Prime.My Lady Jane (Amazon) –– Grey’s inanity.
Land of Women (Apple TV+) –– Eva logorrhea.
Cocaine Hotel (MGM+) –– White castle.
Orphan Black: Echoes (BBC America) –– Rings hollow.
America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (Netflix) –– Stun rah.
Stevie Van Zandt: Disciple (HBO) –– Minuscule Steven.
Presumed Innocent (Apple TV+) –– Not of over-acting.
Queenie (Hulu) –– Weenie.
Fantasmas (HBO) –– Hispanic attack.
Caricature of Amandla Stenberg as Mae Aniseya in the Disney+ sci-fi Star Wars series The Acolyte.The Acolyte (Disney+) –– Training blah.
Hitler and the Nazis: Evil on Trial (Netflix) –– Reich stagger.
Becoming Karl Lagerfeld (Hulu) –– Interview with a vampire.
Ren Faire (HBO) –– Ren lousy.
Clipped (FX/Hulu) –– Clippers' shit.
Geek Girl (Netflix) –– Geek chorus.
Eric (Netflix) –– Idle.
Atlas (Netflix) –– At less.
The Beach Boys (Disney+) –– Surfin’ turf.
Caricature of Jeff Daniels as Charlie Croker in the Netflix drama A Man in Full based on the novel by Tom Wolfe.A Man in Full (Netflix) –– Full of _ _it.
Tires (Netflix) –– Certainly does.
Gaga Chromatica Ball (HBO) –– The left one.
The Big Cigar (Apple TV+) –– Gooey Newton.
Bodkin (Netflix) –– Odd Bodkin.
Dark Matter (AppleTV+) –– No Matter.
The Tattooist of Auschwitz (Peacock) –– Ink-stained retch.
Dead Boy Detectives (Netflix) –– Blew clues.
Thank You, Goodnight: The Jon Bon Jovi Story (Hulu) –– Jovi detention.
Caricature of a laughing Conan O'Brien in his Max comedy series Conan O'Brien Must Go by Martin Kozlowski.Conan O’Brien Must Go (Max) –– All over himself.
The Veil (FX/Hulu) –– To know a Veil.
The Jinx Part Two (HBO) –– Durst nap.
The Spiderwick Chronicles (Roku) –– Weave had enough.
Under the Bridge (Hulu) –– Lacks support.
Good Times (Netflix) –– Where?
Scoop (Netflix) –– Bury Andrew.
Franklin (Apple TV+) –– Pig Ben.
The Greatest Love Story Never Told (Amazon) –– Cuckoo Lopez.
Caricature of Robert Downey Jr. as CIA agent Claude in the TV miniseries The Sympathizer.The Sympathizer (HBO) –– I feel nothing.
Fallout (Amazon) –– Fall off.
Hapless (Peacock) –– You said it.
Ripley (Netflix) –– Believe it or not.
Mary & George (Starz) –– Son strokes.
Parish (AMC) –– Swamp gas.
Renegade Nell (Disney+) –– Nell and void.
STEVE! (Martin) A Documentary in Two Pieces (AppleTV+) –– A mild and lazy guide.
A Gentleman in Moscow (SHO) –– Loses Count.
Caricature of Kristen Wiig as Maxine Simmons in the Apple TV+ comedy Palm Royale.Palm Royale (Apple TV+) –– Royale: flush.
Sugar (AppleTV+) –– Duddy.
Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show (HBO) –– Truth seeper.
We Were the Lucky Ones (Hulu) –– Don’t have Hulu?
Diarra From Detroit (BET+) –– Watery Diarra.
Stormy (Peacock) –– Daniels’ boon.
The Girls on the Bus (Max) –– Bust ticket.
Apples Never Fall (Peacock) –– Offshot.
Boarders (Tubi) –– On the ridiculous.
Caricature of Rosalind Chao as Ye Wenjie in the Netflix sci-fi television series 3 Body Problem.3 Body Problem (Netflix) –– 1 script disaster.
Manhunt (Apple TV+) –– Lincoln logy.
Supersex (Netflix) –– Rocco hard.
Alice & Jack (PBS) –– Goes pair-shaped.
The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin (Apple TV+) –– The thief of bad gag.
Elsbeth (CBS) –– Hellsdepth.
The Regime (HBO) –– Oust.
The Gentlemen (Netflix) –– Prefer bombs.
Where Is Wendy Williams? (Lifetime) –– Nowhere ma’am.
Caricature of Gordon Cormier as Aang in the fantasy TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender.Avatar: The Last Airbender (Netflix) –– Martial sharts.
Constellation (Apple TV+) –– Planetary obit.
The Vince Staples Show (Netflix) –– Remove Staples.
The New Look (Apple TV+) –– Dior stop.
Shogun (FX) –– Edo maniacs.
Tracker (CBS) –– Lost.
One Day (Netflix) –– Eventual leak.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Amazon) –– Sliver Smith.
Feud: Capote vs. The Swans (FX) –– Tru git.
Caricature of Clive Owen as detective Sam Spade in the AMC TV series Monsieur Spade by Martin Kozlowski.Monsieur Spade (AMC) –– Hammett up.
Expats (Amazon) –– Go home!
Genius: MLK/X (NatGeo) –– X spats.
God Save Texas (HBO) –– Austin powers.
In the Know (Peacock) –– Make that No.
Masters of the Air (Apple TV+) –– Flight dreck.
Griselda (Netflix) –– Dama shame.
The Woman in the Wall (SHO) –– She’s plastered.
Death and Other Details (Hulu) –– Deets repellent.
Caricature of Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb in the espionage TV series Slow Horses on Apple TV+ by Martin Kozlowski.Slow Horses (AppleTV+) –– Smelly’s people.
Ted (Peacock) –– Shocking stuffer.
Criminal Record (Apple TV+) –– Broken Record.
Echo (Disney+) –– Repeats itself.
The Brothers Sun (Netflix) –– Lacks flare.
Sanctuary: A Witch’s Tale (AMC+) –– Conventional coven.
True Detective: Night Country (HBO) –– Night mutha'.
Extended Family (NBC) –– I’m over Extended.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Disney+) –– Petting Zeus.
Caricature of Jason Isaacs as Cary Grant in the Britbox limited series Archie by Martin Kozlowski.Archie (Britbox) –– Leech.
Such Brave Girls (Hulu) –– Heroine add dicks.
My Life With The Walter Boys (Netflix) –– Walter torture.
Culprits (Hulu) –– Fingers itself.
Christmas in Rockefeller Center (NBC) –– With Rudolph the Red-nosed Rat.
Christmas at Graceland (NBC) –– Elvis on a shelf.
Obliterated (Netflix) –– Totaled mess.
The Artful Dodger (Hulu) –– Twist and lout.
Faraway Downs (Hulu) –– Australia crawl.
A caricature of Kurt Russell as Lee Shaw in the science fiction action series Monarch: Legacy of Monsters on Apple TV+.Monarch: Legacy of Monsters (Apple TV+) –– Kaiju! Gezundheit.
Squid Game: The Challenge (Netflix) –– Squirmy.
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (Netflix) –– Good riddance.
Beacon 23 (MGM+) –– Shipwreck.
JFK: What the Doctors Saw (Paramount+) –– Bones?
Colin From Accounts (Paramount+) –– Colinoscopy.
The Buccaneers (Apple TV+) –– Buc stops here.
A Murder at the End of the World (FX/Hulu) –– Dead to society.
The Curse (SHO) –– Oath: the pain.

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