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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Life –– Alienation of infections.
Power Rangers –– Mighty mofo-in’.
ChiPs –– Roadside bomb.
Wilson –– Corny Wilson.
Prevenge –– Da fetus attitude.
Slamma Jamma –– Dunk heap.
Bokeh –– Of whine.
Dig Two Graves –– For leads’ careers.
I Called Him Morgan –– Jazzercide.
I, Olga Hepnarová –– Bad Czech.
Car Dogs –– Sales farce.
The Leveling –– Uneven.
Walk of Fame –– Fame retardant.
In Search off Israeli Cuisine–– You’ll felafel.
A Woman, A Part –– Acts her age.
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TELEVISION

Feud: Bette and Joan (FX) –– Feud fight.
The 89th Academy Awards (ABC) –– LOL La Land.
Patriot (Amazon) –– Loyalty oaf.
The Partner (CNBC) –– Number 2.
Taken (NBC) –– Unparticular set of skills.
The High Court (COM) –– Pot stinker.
Sun Records (CMT) –– Sham Phillips.
Ultimate Beastmaster (Netflix) –– Wrangle biters.
The Blacklist: Redemption (NBC) –– Better dead than Red.
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THEATRE

Miss Saigon –– *Sigh*, gone.
The Price
–– Pain lip service.
Come From Away
–– Newfoundbland.
The Glass Menagerie
–– Family outing.
Sunset Boulevard
–– Desmond too-too.
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MUSIC

HNDRXX / Future –– Jammy HNDRXX.
Future / Future –– Later hosin'.
÷ / Ed Sheeran –– Lunk Division.
The Breaker / Little Big Town –– Deal Breaker.
Dirty Projectors / Dirty Projectors –– Stunt casting.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman –– Thor loser.
Banana Cream Pie Murder
by Joanne Fluke –– Slice of pie.
Echoes in Death
by J.D. Robb –– Little missed echo.
Humans, Bow Down
by James Patterson –– Submission accomplished.
Lincoln in the Bardo
by George Saunders –– Budget Bardo.

Nonfiction

Cork Dork by Bianca Bosker –– Tipsy-turvy.
Portraits of Courage
by George W. Bush –– Paint by dumbers.
Homo Deus
by Yuval Noah Harari –– Holy man!
Big Agenda: President Trump’s Plan to Save America
by David Horowitz –– Piggly bigly.
Hidden Figures
by Margot Lee Shetterly –– Space race.
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TALK TO THE HAIR

Well, that happened… See what else L.K. Peterson got right in the scarily prescient Talk to the Hair, his hilarious Look Back at the First 100 Days of the Trump Presidency. The perfect gift to Make America Laugh Again. Order from Amazon.

 


Headbangers: RYAN'S HYPE

Ryan Clings to Core of GOP Health Bill as Opposition Mounts
–– Like lifesaver, which is only pill covered in plan.
What to eat to beat a hangover
–– St. Patty melt. Headbangers 03/17/17

 


Inxart: THE PRICE IS WRONG

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Trump Budget, Price Pitches Trumpcare, ICE Arrests, Gorsuch Tilts SCOTUS, Conservatives Attack CPB, Parliament Attack and Jimmy Breslin at inxart 03/22/17.

 


What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


What Now: THE INNER CIRCLE

Randy Jones has illustrated the program for the annual Inner Circle Show for more than 20 years. Here are some of his best covers for satirical revues that sent up the Giuliani, Bloomberg and DeBlasio administrations.
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U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.