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Blade Runner 2049 –– Dupe process.
The Mountain Between Us –– Snowy egress.
The Florida Project –– Kissimmee ass.
Brawl in Cell Block 99 –– Can of worms.
My Little Pony: The Movie –– Foal play.
Better Watch Out –– Better not watch.
The Osiris Chid: Science Fiction Volume I –– Space and neuters.
Dina –– Sore.
Overdrive –– Shiftless.
Walking Out –– You will be.
The Stray –– Pluto gnash.
Faces Places –– Gullible's travels.
Chavela –– Ranchera dressing.
Dementia 13 –– Bier nuts.
Cold Moon –– Craters.
Architects of Denial –– Turkey slap.
The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson –– Lady bored Johnson.
So B. It –– B as in Bullsh.
Bad Grandmas –– Pshaw Nana.
Bending the Arc –– Boner's Arc.
Trafficked –– Stalled.


American Made –– Cruise's management.
Flatliners –– Half dead.
’Til Death Do Us Part –– Altar egos.
Lucky –– Harry Dead Stanton.
Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House –– Dip throat.
Super Dark Times –– Kill switch.
Our Souls at Night –– Oldies but gooey.
Realive –– Cryo foul.
Window Horses –– Doesn't get much verse.
Literally, Right Before Aaron –– Hang Aaron.
Heartstone –– Iceland dick.
Don’t Sleep –– Snooze buttin’.
Chasing the Dragon –– Scale back.
A Question of Faith –– God’s honest toot.
Pearl Jam: Let’s Play Two –– Then quit forever.
The Untold Tales of Armistead Maupin –– Maupin around.
Stopping Traffic –– Trade of the tricks.
White Sun –– Pierced Nepal.
Battle of the Sexes –– Riggs-King business.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle –– Op shit.
The Lego Ninjago Movie –– Shot blocks.
Stronger –– Then dirt.
Victoria & Abdul –– The Regina Monologues.
Gaga: Five Foot Two –– Gahgah.
Friend Request –– ‘Stay away.’
Loving Vincent –– Van Gogh away.
The King’s Choice –– Sovereign succotash.
The Tiger Hunter –– Doesn’t stand a preyer.
Unrest –– In peace.
30 Years of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids –– Pail ail.
The Houses October Built 2 –– Shakes shack.
Big Bear –– Worser major.
Shot –– Flush wounds.
Last Rampage –– Stomp signs.
Happy Hunting –– Rummy dum-dum.
Elizabeth Blue –– Psychiatric wart.
mother! –– brother!
American Assassin –– Asset test.
Brad’s Status –– Status sucker.
First They Killed My Father –– Khmer obscura.
Vengence: A Love Story –– Redressed to kill.
In Search of Fellini –– La douchey vita.
Strong Island –– Poison pen.
Woodshock –– Plank stares.
The Heart of Man –– Prodigal sum.
The Force –– Po-po platter.
Woodpeckers –– Sappy suckers.
The Wilde Wedding –– Not so Wilde.
Rat Film –– Gnawseating.
Manolo, The Boy Who Made Shoes for Lizards –– Blah-nik.
Because of Grácia –– You’re not welcome.
It –– Pennywise pounds foolish.
Home Again –– Domestic scat.
9/11 –– Utter disaster.
Anti Matter –– No Matter.
Fallen –– Can’t get up.
The Limehouse Golem –– 'orror in judgment.
Year By the Sea –– Sure, leave.
Rememory –– Reforget.
Rebel in the Rye –– Shady Salinger.
The Unknown Girl –– Jane D'oh.
Trophy –– Species meatball.
School Life –– Grad expectations.
True to the Game –– Game teary.
The Good Catholic –– Dead to rites.
Clowntergeist –– Hiss and makeup.
Gun Shy –– Why abduct?
Napping Princess –– Queen-sized bad.
Man in Red Bandana –– Bandana oil.
Spettacolo –– A stage fright.
The 60 Years Line –– Fudged Packer.
Tulip Fever –– Dutch effin’.
Goon: Last of the Enforcers –– Hokey puck.
The Layover –– In terminal bull.
Unlocked –– Throw away the key.
Viceroy’s House –– Raj job.
I Do…Until I Don’t –– You didn’t.
The Teacher –– Class warfare.
The Vault –– Combo plotter.
Hazlo Como Hombre –– Bad Hombre.
Dalida –– Delete her.
Jackals –– Scavenger runt.
Stasis –– Just sits there.
Mike Boy –– Written, produced, directed by Hamzah Tarzan.
Dolores –– Dolorous.
Kill Me Please –– Immediately after opening credits.
Jesús –– A loo.
Birth of the Dragon –– Lee genes.
Leap! – In the lake!
Beach Rats –– Dune buddies.
All Saints –– Pastorization.
England Is Mine –– Smiths busters.
Tales of an Immoral Couple –– And so two bad.
Bushwick –– The Brooklyn bitch.
Clash –– Low Clash.
The Villainess –– Unnecessary evil.
Ghost House –– I shutter to think.
Unleashed –– Pet perv.
Polina –– Fancy danse.
Red Christmas –– Santas slay.
Logan Lucky –– Cleverly hillbillies.
The Hitman’s Bodyguard –– Protection racket.
Shot Caller –– Chilly con corny.
Patti Cake$ –– All beefs Patti.
Lemon –– Sour gripes.
The Wound –– Initiation feeble.
Dave Made a Maze –– Get lost.
6 Days –– Not captivating.
Marjorie Prime –– Prime grates.
Gook –– Guck.
What Happened to Monday –– Grew week.
Crown Heights –– Ruling: pen.
California Typewriter –– Not my type.
The Ice Cream Truck –– Pop cycle.
Union Furnace –– Kiln time.
Sidemen: Long Road to Glory –– Back pack.
The Glass Castle –– Glass half empty.
Annabelle: Creation –– Rage doll.
The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature –– Acorn fritters.
Ingrid Goes West –– Don't stop at Pacific.
Good Time –– Was had by none.
The Only Living Boy in New York –– Urban miff.
The Trip to Spain –– Tapas dance.
Planetarium –– Star grazer.
After Love –– Post boredom.
Pilgrimage –– Gullible's travels.
Nocturama –– Night sticky.
The Nile Hilton Incident –– Nile and void.
Whose Streets? –– Sour Ferguson.
Open Ware 3: Cage Dive –– Unfathomable.
The Farthest –– No, Voyager.
A Life in Waves –– Girl with the curl.
The Dark Tower –– Semi-erect.
Detroit –– Damn riot.
Kidnap –– Taken for dead.
Wind River –– Gasper Wyoming.
Columbus –– Goodbye, Columbus.
Step –– Down.
Icarus –– Doping mechanism.
The Battleship Island –– No sail.
68 Kill –– Lovers slain.
Some Freaks –– Hookey monster.
Fun Mom Dinner –– Cheap eats.
It’s Not Yet Dark –– Gloom and doom.
Brave New Jersey –– Coarsen Welles.
Armed Response –– To loaded question.
Lycan –– I’m not lycan.
4 Days in France –– Jours dropping.
Atomic Blonde –– All nuke girls.
The Emoji Movie –– Hearts poop.
An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power -– More hot air.
The Last Face –– Face plant.
A Family Man –– Dada mining.
Brigsby Bear –– Bear’s the brunt.
From the Land of the Moon –– Night nurts.
It Stains the Sands Red –– Hi-C?
Person to Person –– People of dearth.
Menashe –– Mensch pressed.
Strange Weather –– Weather vain.
Escapes –– Flee market.
Dunkirk –– Bombs a ways.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets –– Rotten in the stars.
Girls Trip –– Trip’s up.
Landline –– Land mine.
The Fencer –– Thrust buster.
Killing Ground –– Beasts around the bush.
First Kill –– Second leave.
Kuso –– There’s no exKuso.
The Gracefield Incident –– Meteor circus.
The Untamed –– Meatier shower.
The Midwife –– Doesn’t deliver.
The Girl Without Hands –– You won't clap.
The Pulitzer at 100 –– Booby Prize.
The Black Prince –– Singh to sleep.
Amnesia –– Downed memory lane.
Midnight Return: The Story of Billy Hayes and Turkey –– Hayes now!
War for the Planet of the Apes –– Apemen out.
Wish Upon –– A scar.
Lady Macbeth –– Wife beater.
To the Bone –– Femur pitch.
Swallows and Amazons –– Rinky-dinghy.
Endless Poetry –– Rhyme pinch.
Chasing Coral –– Coral garbles.
Blind –– Look away.
Cherry Pop –– Drag your feat.
The False Secrets –– Trite untrue.
Almost Sunrise –– Wee wee small hours.
Bronx Gothic –– Black pitch.
Birthright –– Pregnant paws.
Battle Scars –– The mark of zero.
Spider-Man: Homecoming –– Comes crawling back.
A Ghost Story –– Dope sheet.
City of Ghosts –– Off their Raqqa.
Austin Found –– Austin shitty limits.
Mom –– Mother load.
Undercover Grandpa –– Off-gramps.
Hickok –– Why Bill?
Swim Team –– Laps of judgment.
Do You Take This Man –– Of rice and men.
Baby Driver –– Drive shaft.
Despicable Me 3 –– Groosome.
The House –– Shit-House.
Okja –– Pet peeved.
The Little Hours –– Nun too funny.
Marie Curie: The Courage of Knowledge –– Radioactive decay.
Inconceivable –– Nanny goads.
13 Minutes –– Serves one Reich.
Pop Aye –– Aye-yi-yi.
2:22 –– Too too too much.
Look & See: A Portrait of Wendell Berry –– Not Berry good.
The Reagan Show –– Ron ragged.
The Skyjacker’s Tale –– Hide in plane’s site.
Mali Blues –– African violence.
The Beguiled –– Wet nurses.
Transformers: The Last Knight –– Morph or less.
The Big Sick –– Pale ail.
The Bad Batch –– Batch slipped.
In Pursuit of Silence –– Ears of corn.
Good Fortune –– Shit out of luck.
The Ornithologist –– For the birds.
Ripped –– Off.
Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press –– Press. Junk it.
Blood Feast –– Tipper gore.
Inversion –– Iran of the mill.
Paulina –– Lady parts.
Blood Road –– Hokey min trail.
My Journey Through French Cinema –– Ciné slicker.
From the Ashes –– Coal comfort.
Rough Night –– Slob sisters.
Cars 3 –– Auto tooned.
All Eyez on Me –– Tupac it in.
47 Meters Down –– Mealy Meters.
The Book of Henry –– Henry cavil.
Maudie –– Folk arthritist.
Kill Switch –– E-stop’s fables.
Once Upon a Time in Venice –– Venice the menace.
Score: A Film Music Documentary –– Themes like yesterday.
Harmonium –– Bump organ.
The Journey –– Goes nowhere.
Lost in Paris –– Rue the day.
Moka –– Flappe.
The Beginner’s Guide to Snuff –– Snuff film.
Hearing is Believing –– Listen: the load.
Hare Krishna! The Mantra, the Movement and the Swami Who Started It –– Hare sundown.
Pray for Rain –– Doo drop in.
The Mummy –– Wrap sheeit.
It Comes At Night –– If you stroke it.
Megan Leavey –– War dog.
My Cousin Rachel –– Rachel vice.
Beatriz at Dinner –– Beatriz potty.
The Hero –– Sub par.
Awakening the Zodiac –– Prostrate Cancer.
Chris Brown: Welcome to My Life –– Disinvitation.
Hunter’s Prayer –– Search and beseecher.
I Love You Both –– Bi and bi.
Shimmer Lake –– Reflecting poo.
Camera Obscura –– Pics to pieces.
P.S. Jerusalem –– Beef au Jews.
Radio Dreams –– Knob hell.
Dawson City: Frozen Time –– Klondike bah!
Raising Bertie –– Bye-bye Bertie.
The American Media and the 2nd Assassination of President John F. Kennedy –– Gassy null.
Long Live the King –– Via Kong.
Wonder Woman –– Dummygoddess.
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie –– What a dump!
I, Daniel Blake –– Blake loose.
Handsome Devil –– Scrum buns.
Band Aid –– Bust into song.
Churchill –– Downs.
The Exception –– Kaiser impermanente.
Letters from Baghdad –– Post Apocalypse.
The Death of Louis XIV –– The Sunken.
Vincent N Roxxy –– Roxxy moronic.
Past Life –– Uncover one’s ass.
The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman’s Portrait Photography –– Mugs for the camera.
Dark Signal –– Radio silence.
3 Idiotas –– Loco motives.
The Recall –– For defects.
Sami Blood –– Sami con.
Didi’s Dream –– Didi con.
God of War –– Fighting chants.
Opening Night –– Curtains.
Baywatch –– Beach blanket bunco.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales –– Mast hysteria.
War Machine –– General motives.
Berlin Syndrome –– German pointer.
Black Butterfly –– Flutter kicks.
Unwanted Guest –– Welcome mad.
Drone –– Hover crapped.
Spirit Game: Pride of a Nation –– Lacrosse examination.
Hermia & Helena –– Hernia & Hell & her.
Buena Vista Social Club: Adios –– ¡Odious!
Joshua: Teenager vs. Superpower –– Must be Joshing.
Sachin: A Billion Dreams –– *crickets*
Jasmine –– The little misses.
Feel Rich: Health is the New Wealth –– Ill-conceived.

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Best Picture Nominees:

Arrival –– Assault of the Earth.
Fences –– Honor black man.
Hacksaw Ridge –– Pacifist bump.
Hell or High Water –– Brothers outlaw.
Hidden Figures –– Black math.
La La Land –– Lard of the dance.
Lion –– Down on the job.
Manchester by the Sea –– Mass. hysteria.
Moonlight –– How low can you glow.


Alien: Covenant –– Scott’s turd builder.
A Wimp Will Rise –– Nerd’s ratchet.
Wakefield –– Attic cuss flinch.
Everything, Everything –– Anaphylactic schlock.
The Survivalist –– Forage focus.
The Commune –– Collective. Sigh.
Paint It Black –– Inky dinky doo.
Abacus: Small Enough to Jail –– Don’t count on it.
Legion of Brothers –– Army’s rank.
Afterimage –– Wajda herring.
Icaros: A Vision –– Shaman toilet paper.
Hell on Earth: The Fall of Syria and the Rise of ISIS –– ISIS the pock.
Elián –– Cuban heels.
Devil’s Domain –– Ass one damn.
Soul on a String –– Tibet sores.
Snatched –– Muffed.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword –– Arthur milker.
The Wall –– Wussy snipes.
Absolutely Anything –– Is better than this.
Lowriders –– Hydraulic jack.
Hounds of Love –– Bay watch.
Paris Can Wait –– French with benefits.
Folk Hero & Funny Guy –– Road to singer poor.
Manifesto –– Cate blanch yet?
Violet –– Shrinking.
Dead Awake –– Deader wake.
The Wedding Plan –– Bride eyed and bushy tale.
Tracktown –– The looniness of the long-distance runner.
Stefan Zweig: Farewell to Europe –– Stefan fetchit.
Whiskey Galore –– Ham on rye.
Angkor Awakens: A Portrait of Cambodia –– Angkor what?
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 –– Nigh Quill.
3 Generations –– Teary of relativity.
Chuck –– Good idea.
The Dinner –– Blew plate special.
The Lovers –– Spousal abort.
A Woman’s Life –– Vie D.
Another Evil –– Haunts of a dilemma.
Last Men in Aleppo –– Assad buster.
Burden –– Not worth the weight.
Risk –– WikiLacks.
Like Crazy –– Ladies gaga.
Enter the Warriors Gate –– Portal combat.
Take Me –– But not to this.
Lady Bloodfight –– On the rag doll.
Tomorrow Ever After –– To time loser.
Mom & Me –– Maternal damnation.
Julian Schnabel: A Private Portrait –– Schnabel appeal.
The Circle –– Jerk.
How to Be a Latin Lover –– Amor teased cost.
Sleight –– Slight.
Below Her Mouth –– Chin up.
Rupture –– A bust.
Buster’s Mal Heart –– Mal wears.
A Dark Song –– Whistling in the dark.
Voice from the Stone –– Stone deaf.
Obit. –– Away with words.
Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story –– Lil wane.
One Week and a Day –– One weak any day.
LA 92 –– A riot.
BANG! The Bert Berns Story –– 4th-degree Berns.
The Black Room –– Ebon can wait.
Black Rose –– Russian to judgment.
Grey Lady –– Down.
7 Witches –– Septetcimia.
The Mayor –– Dizzoner.
The Lost City of Z –– Wrong side of the treks.
Free Fire –– Rounds and rounds it goes.
Unforgettable –– Ex tensions.
The Promise –– Turks and chaos.
Born in China –– Pandas to the lowest common denominator.
Phoenix Forgotten –– Arizona ET.
The Student –– Head of the clash.
Tomorrow –– Jour enough.
Slack Bay –– And jaw.
The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki –– Kooky fan and Olli.
Jeremiah Tower: The Last Magnificent –– Square meals.
Citizen Jane: Battle for the City –– Plaint Jane.
N.O.L.A. Circus –– The made of Orleans.
The Fate of the Furious –– Same old shift.
The Lost City of Z –– Snorer the explorer.
Spark: A Space Tail –– The monkey shot.
Norman –– Riot Gere.
The Outcasts –– Prank amateurs.
A Quiet Passion –– Fairly Dickinson.
Tommy’s HonorTommy rot.
My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea –– Class half full.
Little Boxes –– Like white on rights.
Chasing Trane: The John Coltrane Documentary –– Trane wreck.
Maurizio Cattalan: Be Right Back –– Arts and crafy.
Going in Style –– Senior pranks.
Smurfs: The Lost Village –– Blue man gloop.
The Case for Christ –– Lord justice.
Gifted –– She whiz.
Colossal –– Big cheese.
The Void –– Wear prohibited.
Aftermath –– Hard to follow.
Your Name –– The born identity.
Their Finest –– War of the sexless.
Truman – Kaputy.
Mine –– Collapse.
Graduation –– Slipping up exercise.
The Assignment –– Geld complex.
Salt and Fire –– Salt flat.
The Transfiguration –– Go transfigure.
All These Sleepless Nights –– Polish pickle.
Speech & Debate –– Overactive blatter.
Alive and Kicking –– Strikes out swinging.
I Hate Myself –– You’re not alone.
Not For Rent! –– Frank lessor.
Ghost in the Shell –– A cybore.
The Boss Baby –– Tot runt grin.
The Zookeeper’s Wife –– Warsnore, Poland.
The Blackcoat’s Daughter –– Chop class.
Carrie Pilby –– Smart ass.
Here Alone –– In a theatre watching this.
Despite the Falling Snow –– Flurry critters.
All This Panic –– Meme girls.
Karl Marx City –– Paint the town red.
Live Cargo –– Cargo pans.
God Knows Where I Am –– But doesn’t care.
David Lynch: The Art Life –– Blue Velveeta.
Cezanne and I –– Zola system.
Peelers –– Strip maul.
Bwoy –– Oh boy.
Life –– Alienation of infections.
Power Rangers –– Mighty mofo-in’.
ChiPs –– Roadside bomb.
Wilson –– Corny Wilson.
Prevenge –– Da fetus attitude.
Slamma Jamma –– Dunk heap.
Bokeh –– Of whine.
Dig Two Graves –– For leads’ careers.
I Called Him Morgan –– Jazzercide.
I, Olga Hepnarová –– Bad Czech.
Car Dogs –– Sales farce.
The Leveling –– Uneven.
Walk of Fame –– Fame retardant.
In Search off Israeli Cuisine–– You’ll felafel.
A Woman, A Part –– Acts her age.
Beauty and the Beast –– Fur ball.
T2 Trainspotting –– Horse opera.
Frantz –– Snore de Frantz.
The Belko Experiment –– Company loves misery.
The Devil’s Candy –– Sugar and spite.
Song to Song –– Ho hum.
Mean Dreams –– Nap commission.
13 Minutes –– Adolf hitter.
Dean –– Wormer.
Betting on Zero –– Betting zoo.
All Nighter –– Give it a rest!
After the Storm –– Dry up.
Burn Your Maps –– Routeless.
Kong: Skull Island –– Megillah gorilla.
The Sense of an Ending –– In first 5 minutes.
Raw –– Chews sides.
My Scientology Movie –– Old mutha Hubbard.
Personal Shopper –– Store nuts.
Brimstone –– Sulphur fools gladly.
A Very Sordid Wedding –– Scummy dearest.
The Other Half –– Bi-polar vortex.
The Ottoman Lieutenant –– All Turk and no play.
This Beautiful Fantastic –– This neither.
Suntan –– Burn rubber.
Who’s Crazy? –– Fruit of the loon.
Love & Taxes –– The levy was dry.
Uncertain –– Sure leave.
The Dark Below –– Lake bull.
Logan –– Logan’s runt.
The Shack –– Shed tears.
Lovesong –– Woo who?
Donald Cried –– Slime bawls.
Before I Fall –– Too late.
The Last Laugh –– Too soon.
The Last Word –– Bio degradable.
Table 19 –– Reception hell.
Lavender –– Mauve’s the pity.
Catfight –– Meow mucks.
Tim Timmerman, Hope of America –– Dim, dimmer, man.
Headshot –– Tête offensive.
Contemporary Color –– Parade roots.
The Settlers –– Sabra rattling.
Junction 48 –– Hamas and tongs.
The Institute –– A sordid nut’s.
Wolves –– Howls by you.
Apprentice –– Hang it all.
The Settler –– For less.
Get Out –– Black bolt.
Collide –– Vehicular man’s laughter.
Rock Dog –– Hot licks.
The Girl With All the Gifts –– There's a fungus humongous.
My Life as a Zucchini –– Squash.
Bitter Harvest –– Reapugnant.
As You Are –– Teen vague.
Dyng Laughing –– Flip sweat.
Year By the Sea –– Cape clod.
Kiki –– D-.
Punching Henry –– Punch lean.
Offshore Incorporated –– Hell to shelter.
VooDoo –– Juju beans.
Fist Fight –– Dum punch.
The Great Wall –– Crock-blocking.
A Cure for Wellness –– Ill-conceived.
XX –– Ex-X.
Non–Transferable –– Tix off.
Lovesong –– Coo-coo.
Everybody Loves Somebody –– But nobody loves this.
In Dubious Battle –– Francophony.
American Fable –– Tale wagger.
My Name is Emily –– Embecilic.
You’re Killing Me Susana –– Ow, Susana.
Ghost of New Orleans –– A NOLA grey.
Keep Quiet –– Lip lock.
From Nowhere –– To nothing.
Le Voyage de Fanny –– Shake your booty.
John Wick: Chapter 2 –– Hit end run.
The Lego Batman Movie –– Build-a-bore.
Fifty Shades Darker –– Blue and Grey.
A United Kingdom –– Racial vice.
Don’t Hang Up –– Booby call.
Land of Mine –– Boomsday.
Kedi –– Hollow Kedi.
Speed Sisters –– Speed humps.
Havenhurst –– Rental cruelty.
Sex Doll –– Bangers and mush.
Stray Bullets –– Sober pops.
Left on Purpose –– Kevork it over.
I Am Jane Doe –– Full escort press.
The Comedian –– Titter feed.
Rings –– False.
The Space Between Us –– Mars madness.
I Am Not Your Negro –– All ick Baldwin.
Renegades –– SEALS and crapt.
War on Everyone –– A Trump bio already?
The Trouble With Terkel –– Terkel jerk.
Don’t Knock Twice –– I could knock all day.
Dark Night –– Falls.
Eloise –– Asylum squeaker.
Oklahoma City –– McVeigh back when.
Growing Up Smith –– Hammer Smith.
Both in Oregon –– OR not.
This is Everything: Gigi Gorgeous –– Gorgeous gorge.
Bunyan and Babe –– Pale logger.
A Dog’s Purpose –– Squat.
Gold –– Midas tush.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter –– Promise?
I Am Michael –– Straight and narrow.
The Daughter –– The Mild Duck.
The Salesman –– I’m not sold.
Behemoth –– Too big for its bitches.
Un Padre No Tan Padre –– Too pooped to papa.
Paris 05:59: Théo et Hugo –– Like a temps of bricks.
Kung-Fu Yoga –– Fighting Chan’s.
Sophie and the Rising Sun –– Arigato be kidding.
Lost in Florence –– Ughs Florentine.
Get the Girl –– Cutting lass.
The Founder –– A total Kroc.
XXX: Return of Xander Cage –– Xander fey.
Split –– Schiz marks.
The Resurrection of Gavin Stone –– No Stone unreturned.
The Red Turtle –– Turtle knack.
Trespass Against Us –– Sin taxes.
Detour –– Strange evaders.
My Father, Die –– Deady.
Antarctica: Ice & Sky –– Chill pill.
Staying Vertical –– Upright citizens’ brigade.
They Call Us Monsters –– Feelin’ juvie.
Strike a Pose –– Strike oppose.
Starless Dreams –– REM-job.
The Axe Murders of Villisca –– Choppy.
The Sunshine Makers –– Acid watched.
Sleepless –– 'N' skedaddle.
The Bye Bye Man –– So long ranger.
Monster Trucks –– Pickup stinks.
100 Streets –– Route vegetable.
The Book of Love –– A foul ardor.
Son of Joseph –– Joe daddy.
Bad Kids of Crestview Academy –– Punk bland.
We Are the Flesh –– Skin and boners.
Alone in Berlin –– German splitz.
Reset –– Reset’s monkey.
Pitchfork –– Tiney.
Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies –– Tyrol over in your grave.
Underworld: Blood Wars –– Suck ups.
The Ardennes –– Belgian waffles.
The Bronx Bull –– Lox horns.
Railroad Tigers –– Caboose hounds.
Between Us –– Fretty couples.
Master –– Baits.
Arsenal –– Arse in hole.
Lost & Found –– & lost.
Hickey –– Ickey.

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