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Scream 7 –– Shriek of bad luck.
Dreams –– Sleep it off.
For Worse –– Far worse.
K–Pops! –– K-flops!
Idiotka –– As good as dumb.
Operation Taco Gary’s –– Taco bile.
Charliebird –– Chirpy.
Gunfighter Paradise –– Dirties its draws.
Recollection –– Bare in mind.
Starbright –– Star lite.
Ghost Elephants –– Trunkated.
Space Cowboy –– Dive bah.

How to Make a Killing –– Progress of elimination.
Psycho Killer –– Derange rover.
Redux Redux –– Redux soup.
Midwinter Break –– Splitting headaches.
This Not a Test –– Except of my patience.
I Can Only Imagine 2 –– Dream thicket.
The Dreadful –– You said it.
Lazarus: The Awakening –– Raises my heckles.
Blades of the Guardians –– Dull collection.
EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert –– Blue suede schmooze.
Paul McCartney: Man on the Run –– Broken Wings.
Billy Preston: That's The Way God Planned It –– Me, asleep?
Four Rational People –– Cooler heads prefail.

Wuthering Heights –– Wuther or not.
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die –– Bust wishes.
Crime 101 –– Basic draining.
Cold Storage –– Pack it in.
GOAT –– Poor sports.
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie –– Canadian rookies.
Broken Bird –– Frozen wings.
The Mortuary Assistant –– Helpmeat.
By Design –– ‘I’m chair’ philosophy.
Mimics –– Sincerest form of flabbery.
Gale: Yellow Brick Road –– Gale warning.
Step Back, Doors Closing –– Mind the crap.
Diabolic –– Demon runt.

Dracula –– Blood moony.
Pillion –– Dom and dumber.
Solo Mio –– Miopic.
The Strangers: Chapter 3 –– Disembowel movement.
Whistle –– Blew in the face.
Twisted –– Out of shape.
The Roaring Game –– Curling irony.
The Huntsman –– Prey tells.
The Infinite Husk –– Aw, shuck.
Jimpa –– Jimpansy.
Aída y Vuelta –– Odor Aída.
Calle Málaga –– Morocco leathery.
The President’s Cake –– Bake your pardon.
Once We Were Us –– An ungodly our.
Mag Mag –– Nag, nag.
Scarlet –– Oh, horror.
Buffalo Kids –– Buffalo bilge.
Starman –– Landed Gentry.

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GOOD NIGHT, OSCARS 2026

Best Picture Nominees:

Bugonia –– Bees wacks.
F1 The Movie –– Pitt, stop!
Frankenstein –– Parts and wreck.
Hamnet –– Shakespeare wallow.
Marty Supreme –– Table tenets
One Battle After Another –– Battle fatigues.
The Secret Agent –– On the Recife end.
Sentimental Value –– Schlong of Norway.
Sinners –– And losers.
Train Dreams –– Choo-choos’ sides.

Send Help –– SOasS.
Melania –– Vanity unfair.
The Moment –– Charli icks see icks.
Iron Lung –– Breathes a sty.
Shelter –– Helter Shelter.
Worldbreaker –– And wind.
Islands –– Beached.
Moses the Black –– Holey Moses.
The Love That Remains –– Skeletal Remains.
Back to the Past –– Past dense.
Paying For It –– In wasted minutes.
A Poet –– Busted rhymes.
Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir –– Parasitic Hilton.
Natchez –– Mississippi boring.

Mercy –– Beg off.
H Is for Hawk –– I is for I don’t care.
Return to Silent Hill –– Shush pile.
Clika –– Chito puffs.
The Containment –– Hold it in.
In Cold Light –– Clear. Cut.
The Dreamer Cinderella –– Slippery slop.
Standout: The Ben Kjar Story –– Face value.
Megadeth: Behind the Mask –– Thrash heap.
Mr. Nobody Against Putin –– Not just nyet.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple –– Calcified.
A Private Life –– Keep it to yourself.
Night Patrol –– Beat’s all.
Killer Whale –– Too big for its breachers.
Signing Tony Raymond –– Contract killer.
All You Need Is Kill –– Of brain cells.
Charlie the Wonderdog –– Here’s mutt in your eye.
Sound of Falling –– Thud ruckus.
A Useful Ghost –– Can she cook?
Shuffle –– Bored.
Deepfaking Sam Altman –– Slop synch.

Dead Man’s Wire –– Shotgun wetting.
Greenland 2: Migration –– Move far away.
Primate –– Ape ex-predator.
Magellan –– Ship to snore.
OBEX –– Gamier.
Sleepwalker –– Drags its feat.
Young Mothers –– Weaner takes all.
All That’s Left of You –– West Bank shot.
I Was a Stranger –– Doesn’t ring a bell.
My Neighbor Adolf –– Fewer and Führer.
Weathered: After the LA Firestorm –– Burn noticed.
Holding Liat –– Low octane Gaza.