CINEMA

Click images to enlarge
Cartoon spoof of the animated sequel Kung Fu Panda 4 with a young fan getting lunch at an Asian-style hot food bar scooping a rubber chicken out of a disgusting-looking pan of slop. Above the sneeze guard is a sign that reads Moo Goo Guy Panda with the cartoon character Po (voiced by Jack Black) posing comedically on one foot.Kung Fu Panda 4 –– Po dunk.
Cabrini –– Mother bored.
American Dreamer –– Home inversion.
5lbs of Pressure –– 3 ozs. of script.
Imaginary –– Dream job.
Night Shift –– Alt Shift.
Accidental Texan –– Tex arcana.
The Piper –– Peed Piper.
Glitter & Doom –– Clatter & dumb.
Yolo –– Peril.
Space: The Longest Goodbye –– Mars obiter.
High & Low - John Galliano –– Low & lower.


Spoof of the film Dune: Part Two with Chani (Zendaya) and Paul Altreidis (Timothée Chalamet) standing with a big canister of EUPHORIA Nitrous Oxide sucking the gas in through their breathing apparatuses and getting high to beat the boredom of their desert world.Dune: Part Two –– Arid, extras dry.
Rose’s War –– Makes a colleen break.
Before I Change My Mind –– Gendered helpless.
Outlaw Posse –– What’s up, posse cat?
Amelia’s Children –– Twin shitties.
Asleep in My Palm –– Clap trap.
Silver Haze –– Gabby Haze.
Lost Ladies –– Lose Ladies.
Cartoon spoof of the film Drive-Away Dolls directed by Ethan Coen with characters Jamie (Margaret Qualley) and Marian (Geraldine Viswanathan) looking into a trunk of a car to see the hand of a presumed dead Joel Coen holding a clapboard for Fargo which he'd co-directed with Ethan.Drive-Away Dolls –– Waffle Coen.
Ordinary Angels –– Liver saps.
Red Right Hand –– Palms away.
Cold Meat –– Freeze willy.
Stopmotion –– Stopmovie.
Parallel –– Lines never meet.
Drugstore June –– Has script problems.
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba — To the Hashira Training –– A manga the worst.
Seagrass
–– Water pretension.
Io Capitano –– Feud desert.
Golden Years –– Grey poop on.
Terezin –– Booty camp.
About Dry Grasses –– And gasses.
Kiss the Future –– Bono rue.
Mad Props –– Set’s maniacs.
Veselka: The Rainbow on the Corner at the Center of the World –– Borscht, bolt.

Cartoon spoof of the superhero film Madame Web with lead character Cassandra Web (Dakota Johnson) gesticulating and swinging a web in order to entertain a very young fan wearing a Spider-Girl costume and looking up at her as she flips her the bird.Madame Web –– Flat spin.
Bob Marley: One Love –– A Rasta development.
Bleeding Love –– Bleeding awful.
Adam the First –– Rib-tickler.
Land of Bad –– Country and wastin’.
Players –– Game shit match.
Monolith –– Slab happy.
No Way Up –– Downer.
Lights Out –– Dim bubs.
Altered Reality –– Deeply fake.
Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive –– Gloria loser.
Hate to Love –– You’ll want your nickel back.
God & Country –– Raspberry pious.
Onlookers –– Laos ebb.


Cartoon spoof of the film Lisa Frankenstein with lead character Lisa (Kathryn Newton) in her pajamas lying in bed between Boris Karloff's monster from Son of Frankenstein smiling as he holds a jar of Monster Lube in one hand and wraps his other around her waist and The Creature (Cole Sprouse) looking dejected because he hasn't got a penis.Lisa Frankenstein –– Parts and re-creation.
Out of Darkness –– But not dorkness.
Drift –– Away.
Marmalade –– Sticky.
Molli and Max in the Future –– Molli curdle.
Lola –– Loller.
Air Force One Down –– Knows dive.
Willie and Me –– Half Nelson.
The Private Eye –– Low tec.
Peppa’s Cinema Party –– Ghost Peppa.
Cobweb –– Stranded.
The Monk and the Gun –– Felonious Monk.
Float –– In the bowl.
Here –– I'm outta Here.
Ennio –– More o’ corny.
Spoof of the spy comedy film Argylle retitled Arghylle with Argylle (Henry Cavill) in a robotic kitty litter box and LaGrange (Dua Lipa) in the carrier case of Chip the Scottish Fold cats who sits looking out at the viewer in front of his human 'pets.'Argylle –– Sucks.
How to Have Sex –– Entry level job.
Fitting In –– Discharge account.
Scrambled Eggs –– Futility clinic.
Suncoast –– Sick notes.
Somewhere Quiet –– Hush pulpy.
Calamity Jane –– Glum slinger.
Departing Seniors –– Prom puree.
The Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown –– Puddle pushers.
The Promised Land –– Epic flail.
Skin Deep –– Swap meat.
Disco Boy –– Niger nor.
She Is Conann –– The borebarian.
Dario Argento Panico –– Prince of wails.
Bushman –– Bushed, man.

TOP

Spoof of the 2024 Academy awards with nominees as dolls in boxes for sale on store shelves, including Bradley Cooper as 'Lenny aka Maestro', Lily Gladstone as 'Lily: She Killed It in Killers of the Flower Moon', the animated Spider-man as 'Spidey: Spider-Best Across the Spider-verse', Margot Robbies as "Barbie: The Movie', Robert Downey as 'Downey: The Wisenheimer from Oppenheimer', and Da'Vine Joy Randolph as 'Mary: The Holdovers Lovable Cook!' There's an ad for the statuette attached to the shelf front that reads 'Oscars Sold Separately.STATUE OF LIMITATIONS 2024

Best Picture Nominees:

American Fiction –– Doesn’t play well with authors.
Anatomy of a Fall –– Splatitudes.
Barbie –– Pink aie!
The Holdovers –– Teacher’s pit.
Killers of the Flower Moon –– Osage can you see.
Maestro –– Baton death march.
Oppenheimer –– A-bombinable.
Past Lives –– Pass.
Poor Things –– That would be the audience.
The Zone of Interest –– Is elsewhere.


Spoof of the depressing film Sometimes I Think About Dying with main character Fran played by Daisy Ridley trudging along dejectedly dragging a light saber through the mud next to her recalling her more heroic role of Rey in the Star Wars movies. Above her is the sarcastic title Return of the Deadeye in the style of Retrn of the Jedia.Sometimes I Think About Dying –– Like 15 minutes into this.
Hundreds of Beavers –– Not worth a dam.
Miller’s Girl –– Miller’s glossing.
The Seeding –– Seedy.
American Star –– Wrecking cruise.
Cold Copy –– Faked news.
Junction –– Junk. Shun.
Totém –– Low meh on it.
Mambar Pierrette –– Sew what?
Alienoid: Return to the Future –– Alien void.
State Organs –– Organs grinder.
The ‘Vous: A Memphis Story –– BBQ sores.
Spoof of the film Founders Day with the red masked killer in a Revolutionary War-era wig swinging his gavel at the back of the head of US Representaive Lauren Boebert cast as his empty-headed, promiscuous victim.Founders Day –– Slash man standing.
I.S.S. –– H.I.S.S.
Which Brings Me to You –– Fling poop.
Wanted Man –– Got beast.
Bring Him to Me –– Fraud pick-up.
Sunrise –– Blood vassal.
Cult Killer –– Cult de suck.
Double Down South –– Cue and eh?
The Hunted –– Hasn’t a preyer.
The Breaking Ice –– Crystal knocked.
Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell –– Naminal.
Time Still Turns the Pages –– From bad to verso.
Passing: In the Shadow of Everest –– Pasang strange.
The Arc of Oblivion –– Arc de défaite.
Spoof of the musical comedy film Mean Girls with protegé Cady Heron (Angourie Rice) demonstrating her aptitiude in nastiness by setting fire to her mentor Regina George's (Reneé Rapp) so-called Burn Book as she holds it.Mean Girls –– Snark citing.
The Beekeeper –– Honey don't.
Lift –– Off.
The Book of Clarence –– Low Clarence.
Destroy All Neighbors –– Next dork.
T.I.M. –– D.I.M.
The Night They Came Home –– Posse galore.
Laced –– Unlaced.
Driving Madeleine –– Taxi crab.
The Settlers –– Settle sore.
Inshallah a Boy –– Err Jordan.
Bye Bye Tiberias –– Abbass-ackwards.
Spoof of the horror film Night Swim with character Eve Walter (Kerry Condon) underwater in her pool in the pose of the baby on the cover of Nivana's Nevermind album stretching towards an IOU slip instead of a dollar bill on a fish hook. Below the tagline reads 'Never Mind… Really.'Night Swim –– Dip shit.
Self Reliance –– Rely bad.
The Bricklayer –– Drops a load.
He Went That Way –– No direction honed.
Weak Layers –– Snow adrift.
American Star –– Points blank.
The Painter –– Drips and drubs.
You Can’t Stay Here –– If this is playing.
Some Other Woman –– Bent her.
The Bastard Sons –– Bro beating.
Rewind –– Dirty spool.
Mayhem! –– No, Mayhem.

 

Cinema
Cinema 2023
Cinema 2022
Cinema 2021
Cinema 2020
Cinema 2019
Cinema 2018
Cinema 2017
Cinema 2016
Cinema 2015
Cinema 2014
Cinema 2013
Cinema 2012
Cinema 2011
CInema 2010
Cinema 2009
Cinema 2008
Cinema 2007
Cinema 2006
Cinema 2005
Television
Theatre
Music
Literature

E. Basil St. Blaise