LITERATURE

FICTION

Maine by J. Courtney Sullivan — Down least.
Treachery in Death by J.D. Robb –– Robb low.
Devil's Food Cake Murder by Joanne Fluke –– Made from Scratch.
A Discovery of Witches by Deborah E. Harkness –– They love snuggies!
The Weird Sisters by Eleanor Brown –– Psycho sisters.
Tick Tock by James Patterson –– Clock sucker.
The Inner Circle by Brad Meltzer — Bad Meltzer.
Dead or Alive by Tom Clancy –– Dead.
The Confession by John Grisham –– Fool disclosure.
Freedom by Jonathan Franzen –– Liberty bull.

Full Dark, No Stars by Stephen King –– King crib.
An Object of Beauty by Steve Martin — Pained by numbers.
Naked Heat by Richard Castle –– A nudenik.
Room by Emma Donoghue –– For improvement.
Don’t Blink by James Patterson –– Just close your eyes.
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary by David Sedaris –– Nut job.
Nemesis by Philip Roth — Infantile polio.
American Assassin by Vince Flynn — Flynn skint.
The Reversal by Michael Connelly — Switch bitch.
Safe Haven by Nicholas Sparks — Sanctumonious.

Our Kind of Traitor by John Le Carré — Fink blot.
Promise Me by Richard Paul Evans — You won't buy this.
Tough Customer by Sandra Brown — Gristly, in fact.
The Cobra by Frederick Forsyth — Snake oil.
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest by Stieg Larsson — Gal stung 'un.
Getting to Happy by Terry McMillan — I'm not getting too happy.
Zero History by William Gibson — The Bush years?
Ape House by Sara Gruen — Monkey blahs.
The Postcards Killers by James Patterson — Wish you were here…instead of me.
Dexter Is Delicious by Jeff Lindsay — Should be held a cannibal.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith — Lincoln slog.
Worst Case by James Patterson — Agreed.
The Postmistress by Sarah Blake — Blubber stamp.
Big Girl by Danielle Steel — Stuffed tomato.
Angelology by Danielle Trussoni — Seraphimbecilic.
House Rules by Jodi Picoult — Asperger's with cheese.
Kisser by Stuart Woods — Pecker.
The Swan Thieves by Elizabeth Kostova — Swan flew.
Noah's Compass by Ann Tyler — Arkward.
I, Alex Cross by James Patterson — I, Don Givadam.

I, Sniper by Stephen Hunter — It's sure shot.
Deeper Than the Dead by Tami Hoag — Intellectually.
Under the Dome by Stephen King — Dome and dumber.
The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown — Hack of a job, Brownie.
Heat Wave by Richard Castle — Castle rook.
Pursuit of Honor by Vince Flynn — Dis Honor.
To Try Men's Souls: A Novel of George Washington and the Fight for American Freedom by Newt Gingrich — The GW bitch.
The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks — The trill is gone.
South of Broad by Pat Conroy — Nut crackers.

The White Queen by Philippa Gregory — Pararegal.
That Old Cape Magic by Richard Russo — Cod piece.
Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon — Penny Pynchon.
The Girl Who Played With Fire by Stieg Larsson — Death match.
The Defector by Daniel Silva — The Defective.
Best Friends Forever by Jennifer Weiner — BFFuddlement.
Swimsuit by James Patterson — Bikini a-hole.
The Devil's Punchbowl by Greg Iles — And the turd lying in it.
The Help by Kathryn Stockett — Less.
Twenties Girl by Sophie Kinsella — Flappergasted.

Finger Lickin' Fifteen by Janet Evanovich — The KFC of novels.
Gone Tomorrow by Lee Child — Jeer today.
Seducing an Angel by Mary Balogh — Heav'nly petting.
Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk — Teeny plopper.
Cemetery Dance by Douglas Preston — Corpse de ballet.
First Family by David Baldacci — Prez release.
Run For Your Life by James Patterson — He's written another one!
Heart and Soul by Maeve Binchy — Ticker shock.
Fool by Christopher Moore — King leer.
While My Sister Sleeps by Barbara Delinsky — She showed her the galleys.

The Women by T.C. Boyle — Lank Freud Wright.
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society by Mary Ann Shaffer — Spudders.
Dog on It: A Chet and Bernie Mystery by Spencer Quinn — Snoop, doggie dog.
Among the Mad by Jacqueline Winspear — Home on deranged.
True Colors by Kristin Hannah — Die job.
The Christmas Sweater by Glenn Beck — Itchy and scratchy.
Scarpetta by Patricia Cornwell — Expect far betta.
The Hour I First Believed by Wally Lamb — The second I didn't.
Cross Country by James Patterson — Crass Cross.
A Mercy by Toni Morrison — Shows none.

The Charlemagne Pursuit by Philippa Gregory — Holy Roman Empire!
The Lucky One by Nicholas Sparks — Who avoided this.
Heat Lightning by John Sanford — Doesn't crackle.
Tsar by Ted Bell — Even the terrible.
The Given Day by Dennis Lehane — Boston marathon.
Hot Mahogany by Stuart Woods — Woods chuck.
The Other Queen by Philippa Gregory — Rue Brittania.
One Fifth Avenue by Candace Bushnell — Four fifths agony.
The Book of Lies by Brad Meltzer — Tome of the whopper.
American Wife by Curtis Sittenfield — Sham Bush.

Dark Curse by Christine Feehan — Carpathian tunnel syndrome.
The Gypsy Morph by Terry Brooks — Morph-eaten.
Devil Bones by Kathy Reichs — Skull drudgery.
Tribute by Nora Roberts — Excruciating paean.
Rules of Deception by Christopher Reich — 1) Pretend you're Robert Ludlum.
Sail by James Patterson — Critical mast.
Fearless Fourteen by Janet Evanovich — Fearing Fifteen.
The Host by Stephanie Meyer — With the least.
Rogue by Danielle Steel — Steel yourself.
The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wroblewski — Daft mute.

Chasing Harry Winston by Lauren Weisberger — The Devil wears nada.
Devil May Care by Sebastian Faulks — But I do not.
Swine Not? by Jimmy Buffett — Pig-headed.
Sunday at Tiffany's by James Patterson — Screwing with her head.
The Whole Truth by David Baldacci — Clunk and dagger.
Hold Tight by Harlan Coben — Not gripping.
Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri — Bengali gee whillikers.

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NON-FICTION

Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America by Ann Coulter — Torn lib from lib.
Known and Unknown by Donald Rumsfeld — And Lied About.
Against All Odds by Scott Brown — Brown v. bored of education.
Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua — Paw excuses.
A Widow's Story by Joyce Carol Oates — Puffed Oates.
The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos by Brian Greene — Mind blowing? No, he doesn't.
Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1 by Mark Twain — Todger Clemens.
Cleopatra: A Life by Stacy Schiff — Cleo lame.
Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth and Tresure by Glenn Beck — The whore on poverty.
Decoded by Jay-Z — Criptic.

America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Flag, and Faith by Sarah Palin — I pledge elisions.
I Remember Nothing by Nora Ephron — Of this.
Decision Points by George W. Bush — To disaster.
Life by Keith Richards — Lessens.
Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race by Jon Stewart — Terra alert.
Trickle Up Poverty: Stopping Obama's Attack on Our Borders, Economy, and Security by Michael Savage — Dick Savage.
Obama's Wars by Bob Woodward — Army Barack.
The Last Boy by Jane Leavy — Mantle breakdown.
At Home by Bill Bryson — House, bound.
Pinheads and Patriots by Bill O'Reilly — He knows his audience.

Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max— Others are still writing.
The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking — Hawking trifles.
Crimes Against Liberty: An Indictment of President Barack Obama by David Limbaugh — Memo to Ripley: Rush has an even nuttier brother.
Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern — Too pooped to Pop.
Bob Dylan in America by Sean Wilentz — Bob's big buoy.
Medium Raw by Anthony Bourdain — Underdone.
WAR by Sebastian Junger — What is it good for?
A Journey by Tony Blair — Blair of the White Worm.
The Bridge by David Remnick — To nowhere.

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler — Chelsea fellately.
Courage and Consequence by Karl Rove — And other words he can't define.
No Apology: The Case for American Greatness by Mitt Romney — Sorry.
Change Your Brain, Change Your Body by Daniel G. Amen — Change your BVDs.
Son of Hamas by Mosab Hassan Yousef — And a bitch.
Eating Animals by Jonathan Safran Foer — Veggie bugger.
Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime by John Heilemann & Mark Halperin — Poll dancers.
I Am Ozzy by Ozzy Osbourne — Oooze and Ozz.
The Politician by Andrew Young — Candidate rape.

Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage by Elizabeth Gilbert — Wed willies.
Just Kids by Patti Smith — Punky booster.
The Checklist Manifesto by Atul Gawande — To-doo-doo.
Going Rogue by Sarah Palin — Rogue rage.
Open by Andre Agassi — Sore.
Have a Little Faith by Mitch Albom — Belief encounter.
What the Dog Saw by Malcolm Gladwell — When he looked behind himself squatting.
Too Big to Fail by Andrew Ross Sorkin — Megacorpse.
Highest Duty: My Search for What Really Matters by Capt. Chesley B. Sullenberger — Sully pity.
The Murder of King Tut by James Patterson — Rut-tut-tut.

Arguing With Idiots by Glenn Beck — Or Talking to Myself.
True Compass by Edward M. Kennedy — Teddy bearings.
Culture of Corruption: Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies by Michelle Malkin — Malkintent.
In the President's Secret Service by Ronald Kessler — Tail to the Chief.
Zeitoun by Dave Eggers — Flood plaint.
Born to Run by Christopher McDougall — Sprints racket.
Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson by Ian Halperin — Pop smear.
Catastrophe by Dick Morris — He got another book deal!
The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook by Ben Mezrich — They couldn't know how many losers were online.

Mommywood by Tori Spelling — Candy caned.
The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite by David Kessler — Stuff and nonsense.
Resilience by Elizabeth Edwards — John pryin'.
Always Looking Up by Michael J. Fox — Because you're flat on your back.
My Remarkable Journey by Larry King — Requires suspenders of disbelief.
Losing Mum and Pup by Christopher Buckley — Should've kept mum.
Unfinished Business: What the Dead Can Teach Us About Life by James Van Praagh — Souls train.
Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto by Mark R. Levin — Levin on the edge.
The Yankee Years by Joe Torre — Jiltin' Joe.
The Lost City of Z by David Grann — Catch some Zs.

Out of Captivity: Surviving 1,967 Days in the Colombian Jungle by Marc Gonsalves — Like I give a FARC.
Last Lion: The Fall and Rise of Ted Kennedy by Peter S. Canellos — Teddy bore.
The Gamble: General David Petraeus and the American Military Adventure in Iraq, 2006-2008 by Thomas E. Ricks — GI joke.
American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House by Jon Meacham — Old Dickery.
Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lang — Or to float.
Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher — Queen of cups.
No Limits by Michael Phelps — Or shirt.
Multiple Blessings: Surviving to Thriving with Twins and Sextuplets by Jon & Kate Gosselin — Brood awakening.

Annie Leibovitz at Work by Annie Liebovitz — Cold snaps.
Mrs. Astor Regrets by Meryl Gordon — That she's dead.
Why We Suck by Denis Leary — That's the royal We.
Don't Mind If I Do by George Hamilton — Tan lines.
American Prince by Tony Curtis — Tony coitus.
The Snowball: Warren Buffett and the Business of Life by Alice Schroeder — Berkshire hath a way.
A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity by Bill O'Reilly — Which smells just like shit.
21 Nights by Prince — Purple drain.
Pieces of My Heart by Robert Wagner — Hart to hard-on.
Hot, Flat, and Crowded by Thomas L. Friedman — Like Paris Hilton's patootie.
Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World by Vicki Myron — That sinking feline.

The War Within by Bob Woodward — Kvetchin' Cabinet.
Boys Will Be Boys by Jeff Pearlman — Dull as Cowboys.
The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and The Cult of Personality by Jerome R. Corsi — A Swift Boat to the gut.
The Case Against Barack Obama by David Freddoso — Prima fascist evidence.
Faith of My Fathers by John McCain — The patriot act.