Dodge City by Tom Clavin –– Get out of Dodge.
The Lost City of the Monkey God by Douglas Preston –– Ass fault jungle.
American Hookup: The New Culture of Sex on Campus by Lisa Wade –– Through the roofie.
Three Days in January: Dwight Eisenhower’s Final Mission by Bret Baier –– Why like Ike?
The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wolleben –– Tree bugger.
The Great Equalizer: How Main Street Capitalism Can Create an Economy for Everyone by David Smick –– Growth anatomy.
The Case Against Sugar by Gary Taubes –– Cane mutiny.
A Really Good Day by Ayalet Waldman –– Acid reflects.
In the Darkroom by Susan Faludi –– Switch Miss.
Mary Astor’s Purple Diary by Ed Sorel –– Rear entries.
Rasputin by Douglas Smith –– Blood brother.
The Magnolia Story by Chip and Joanna Gaines –– Ill-gotten Gaines.
Shaken: Discovering Your True Identity in the Midst of Life's Storms by Tim Tebow –– Tebow stakes.
Thank You for Being Late by Thomas L. Friedman –– Delayed to rest.
The Book of Joy by Dalai Lama & Desmond Tutu –– Glee clubbed.
Based on a True Story by Norm McDonald –– Alt McDonald.
The Undoing Project by Michael Lewis –– Eraser heads.
The Daily Show (The Book) by Chris Smith –– Stewart little.
Celebrity Run-Ins by Kathy Griffin –– Merde Griffin.
The Clothing of Books by Jhumpa Lahiri –– The closing of book.
Keep Swinging by Joseph Bruno –– Bruno mars.
Settle for More by Megyn Kelly –– Kelly blew book.
Not Dead Yet by Phil Collins –– Dumb and drummer.
The Year of Voting Dangerously by Maureen Dowd –– Shadow of a Dowd.
A Lowcountry Heart by Pat Conroy –– Carolina panders.
American Ulysses by Ronald C. White –– Grant illusion.
Frantumaglia: A Writer’s Journey by Elena Ferrante –– Numb de plume.
Killing the Rising Sun by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– MacArthur prize.
Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen –– Insufferable Boss.
The Kingdom of Speech by Tom Wolfe –– Tongue lashing.
The Pigeon Tunnel by John le Carré –– Pigeon stool.
In Trump We Trust by Ann Coulter –– Donald: Duck!
The Terror Years by Lawrence Wright –– Jihad knocks.
Good Vibrations by Mike Love –– Love hate relationships.
Sixty by Ian Brown –– Rip old age.
Patient H.M. by Luke Dittrich –– H.M.Ass.
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo by Amy Schumer –– Tats and ass.
Powerhouse by James Andrew Miller –– Agents of shilled.
White Trash by Nancy Isenberg –– Inbred plumbing.
Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance –– Yahoo serious.
American Heiress by Jeffrey Toobin –– Batty Hearst.
Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette –– Pig Penn.
Bobby Kennedy: The Making of a Liberal Icon by Larry Tye –– Bobby flayed.
The War on Cops by Heather MacDonald –– Blew across blue shield.
The Invention of Russia by Arkady Ostrovsky –– Poo Putin head.
The Voyeur’s Hotel by Gay Talese –– Peep holes.
Whistlestop by John Dickerson –– Won’t faze the nation.
The Making of Donald Trump by David Cay Johnson –– Building violation.
Trump and Me by Mark Singer –– Psycho friend network.
Trump Revealed by Michael Kranish –– Himself to be a fraud.
Armageddon: How Trump Can Beat Hillary by Dick Morris –– Morris less.
Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party by Dinesh D’Souza –– Down Hill all the way.
Crisis of Character: A White House Secret Service Officer Discloses His Firsthand Experience with Hillary, Bill, and How They Operate by Gary J. Byrne –– Bile Clinton.
Wake Up America by Eric Bolling –– Bolling for dullards.
Liars: How Progressives Exploit Our Fears for Power and Control by Glenn Beck –– Beck and crawl.
How Everything Became War and the Military Became Everything by Rosa Brooks –– Command uncontrol.
Seinfeldia by Jennifer Keisbin Armstrong –– Jerry on top.
Not Pretty Enough by Gerri Hershey –– Nor interesting.
Bush by Jean Edward Smith –– W., see?
A Book About Love by Jonah Lehrer –– Under amour.
Chaos Monkeys by Antonio García Martínez –– Silicon faily.
Bill O’Reilly’s Legends and Lies: The Patriots by David Fisher –– Mostly the latter.
Every Little Step by Bobby Brown –– Trippin’.
Tribe by Sebastian Junger –– Tribe not to laugh.
Grunt by Mary Roach –– Of the litter.
But What if We’re Wrong? by Chuck Klosterman –– No ifs and/or buts.
House of Nails by Lenny Dykstra –– Nails biter.
Porcelain by Moby –– Moby grate.
Then and Now by Barbara Cook –– Cook in with gas.
The Gene by Siddhartha Mukherjee –– The splice of life.
Hamilton: The Revolution by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jeremy McCarter –– Alexander degrade.
Grit by Angela Duckworth –– Your teeth.
Valiant Ambition by Nathaniel Philbrick –– George Washington craver.
The Rainbow Comes and Goes by Anderson Cooper and Gloria Vanderbilt –– Rot in prism.
Shoe Dog by Phil Knight –– Nike err.
Five Presidents by Clint Hill –– Ex-POTUS facto.
The Romanovs by Simon Sebag Montefiore –– A Tsarry excuse.
32 Yolks by Eric Ripert –– Egg knock.
Old Age by Michael Kinsey –– Up the creaky.
The Sleep Revolution by Arianna Huffington –– Snooze to me.
We Were Feminists Once by Andi Zeisler –– Sheesh!
Ruthless: Scientology, My Son David Miscavige, and Me by Ron Miscavige –– Old mugger Hubbard.
American Huckster: How Chuck Blazer Got Rich From-and Sold Out-the Most Powerful Cabal in World Sports by Mary Papenfuss & Teri Thompson –– Troll Blazer.
Game 7, 1986 by Ron Darling –– Metropolitans' opera.
The Caped Crusade by Glen Weldon –– Bat to the bone.
Love, Loss, and What We Ate by Padma Lakshmi –– Really bites.
The Abundance by Annie Dillard –– Fill us, Dillard.
The Name of God Is Mercy by Pope Francis –– Mercy meh.
The Road to Little Dribbling by Bill Bryson –– Spittle by spittle.
Dark Money by Jane Mayer –– Billion dollar bane.
And Then All Hell Broke Loose: Two Decades in the Middle East by Richard Engel –– Engel biter.
Conviction: The Untold Story of Putting Jodi Arias Behind Bars by Juan Martinez –– Disaster Arias.
Originals: How Non-Conformists Move the World by Adam Grant –– Trite and trite again.
Leonard: My Fifty-Year Friendship with a Remarkable Man by William Shatner –– Spock marked.
The Industries of the Future by Alec Ross –– Patent lather.
The Industries of the Future by Alec Ross –– Patent lather.
Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again by Teresa Giudice –– Pokey mom.
Andy Warhol Was a Hoarder: Inside the Minds of History's Great Personalities by Claudia Kalb –– VIPbrains.
United by Corey Booker –– Talentless Booker.
The Only Game in Town: Central Banks, Instability, and Avoiding the Next Collapse by Mohamed A. El-Erian –– Lend least.
A Mother’s Reckoning by Sue Klebold –– Son of a gun.
In Other Words by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Jhumpa cables.
United States of Jihad by Peter Bergen –– Wholly war.
Sam Phillips: The Man Who Invented Rock 'n' Roll by Peter Guralnick –– Sun downer.
When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi –– Expiration date.
Gratitude by Oliver Sacks –– Thankless.
Humans of New York: Stories by Brandon Stanton –– Gotham pity.
SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome by Mary Beard –– Roman nos.
Dirty Blvd.: The Life and Music of Lou Reed by Aidan Levy –– Loo read.
Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again by Donald J. Trump –– Lame joke.
Boys in the Trees by Carly Simon –– Or monkeys?
Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates by Brian Kilmeade –– Marine doubt.
Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology by Leah Remini –– Cult-de-sac.
Binge by Tyler Oakley –– Sonuvabinge!
Lights Out by Ted Koppel –– Koppeldygook.
The Blue Touch Paper by David Hare –– Hare bawls.
And Yet… by Christopher Hitchens –– Hitchens sink.
The Man With the Golden Typewriter by Ian Fleming –– Bond paper.
My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinem –– Traveling a broad.
The Bassoon King by Rainn Wilson –– Rainn, Rainn, go away.
The Witches by Stacy Schiff –– Salem's lot.
Petty by Warren Zanes –– Petty farce.
Destiny and Power by John Meacham –– GW bitch.
Killing a King by Dan Ephron –– Rabin lunatic.
Almost Interesting by David Spade –– David spayed.
Notorious RBG by Irin Carmon & Shana Knizhnik –– Ruth Badder Ginzburg.
M Train by Patti Smith –– Patti hurts.
Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink by Elvis Costello –– Elvis depressley.
A More Perfect Union by Ben Carson M.D. –– Kitsch Carson.
The Outsider by Frederick Forsyth –– And stay out!
A Common Struggle by Patrick J. Kennedy –– Teddy boy.
The Courage to Act by Ben Bernanke –– Fed ex.
Saving Capitalism by Robert B. Reich –– Rescue dog.
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things by Jenny Lawson –– Merry, merry, quite contrary.
In This Together by Ann Romney –– Mid-Romney.
The Art of Memoir by Mary Karr –– I remember drama.
In Deep South by Paul Theroux –– And shit.
But Enough About Me by Burt Reynolds –– Burt and earnest.
Dear Mr. You by Mary-Louise Parker –– Mary-Louise, pour-quoi?
The Wind in the Reeds by Wendell Pierce –– The Wire transfer.
Wildflower by Drew Barrymore –– Don’t pick it.
Exceptional by Dick Cheney & Liz Cheney –– Liz toiler & Dick burden.
Once in a Great City by David Maraniss –– Nothin' Detroit.
Vigilance by Ray Kelly –– Kelly blew book.
Never Enough: Donald Trump and the Pursuit of Success by Michael D’Antonio –– Enough already!
Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling –– 240 bound reasons.
Killing Reagan by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Duggard –– Ron down.
How’s Your Faith by David Gregory –– Dick Gregory.
Time to Get Tough: Make America Great Again! by Donald J. Trump –– Trump stake.
Reckless by Chrissie Hynde –– Pretender trap.
It IS About Islam: Exposing the Truth About ISIS, Al Qaeda, Iran, and the Caliphate by Glenn Beck –– Beck and crawl.
Adios America by Ann Coulter –– Hell and farewell.
Plunder and Deceit by Mark R. Levin –– His CV.
You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day –– Web feat.
Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari –– Venereal Aziz.
A Full Life: Reflections at Ninety by Jimmy Carter –– Gray nineties.
My Fight/Your Fight by Rhonda Rousey –– Lousey.
Down the Rabbit Hole by Holly Madison –– My bunny lies over the ocean.
Barbarian Days: A Surfing Life by William Finnegan –– Finnegan's wake.
Voices in the Ocean: A Journey into the Wild and Haunting World of Dolphins by Susan Casey –– Yuck fin.
The Gratitude Diaries by Janice Kaplan –– No thanks.
Let’s Be Less Stupid by Patricia Marx –– You go first.
Between the World and Me by Ta-Neishi Coates –– Trenched Coates.
Being Nixon: A Man Divided by Evan Thomas –– Dick nixing.
One Man Against the World by Tim Weiner –– Frosts Nixon.
Sick in the Head: Conversations About Life and Comedy by Judd Apatow –– Lav riot.
Happily Ali After by Ali Wentworth –– Ali Blah-blah.
Primates of Park Avenue by Wednesday Martin Ph.D. –– Monkey bitchness.
The Road to Character by David Brooks –– Babbling Brooks.
Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the Quest for a Fantastic Future by Ashlee Vance –– You Musk be kidding.
And the Good News Is… by Dana Perino –– Cheery bomb.
Bill O’Reilly’s Legends and Lies: The Real West by Bill O’Reilly –– A Crockett shit.
A Lucky Life Interrupted by Tom Brokaw –– The pawn Brokaw.
Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania by Erik Larson –– Sinker pitch.
It’s a Long Story by Willie Nelson –– Doobieous.
Hope: A Memoir of Survival in Cleveland by Amanda Berry –– Detaineek!
The Book of Joan by Melissa Rivers –– Joan of Ugh.
On the Move by Oliver Sacks –– Sad Sacks.
Hold Still by Sally Mann –– The Mann act.
When to Rob a Bank by Steven D.Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner –– Handy swipes.
The Wright Brothers by David McCullogh –– Wingdinged.
Clinton Cash by Peter Schweizer –– Dollars Bill.
After the Tall Timber by Renata Adler –– Renata addled.
Spinster: Making a Life of One’s Own by Kate Bolick –– Craft singles.
Operation Nemesis by Eric Bogosian –– Carving Armenians.
Missoula by Jon Krakauer –– Do’h Montana.
A Fine Romance by Candice Bergen –– Can diss.
So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson –– The tweet from the chaff.
Inside the Army of Terror by Michael Weiss and Hassan Hassan –– Hassan a chance.
The Natty Professor by Tim Gunn –– Does it dorky style.
Becoming Steve Jobs by Brent Schlender and Rick Tetzeli –– Apple polisher.
The Contender by Michael Shnayerson –– Cuomo está.
Sherman’s Ghosts by Matthew Carr –– March madness.
Dead Wake by Erik Larson –– Laid out.
H is for Hawk by Helen MacDonald –– Eat prey, love.
The Great Leader and the Fighter Pilot by Blaine Harden –– Kim bombing fluid.
Every Day I Fight by Stuart Scott –– Ded Scott.
Girl in a Band by Kim Gordon –– Sonic goof.
Frank by Barney Frank –– Frank incensed.
Where You Go Is Not Who You’ll Be by Frank Bruni –– Admission impossible.
Our Kids: The American Dream in Crisis by Robert D.Putnam –– Children of a lesser wad.
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari –– From Ape to Zzzz.
17 Carnations: The Royals, the Nazis and the Biggest Cover-up in History by Andrew Morton –– Windsor Nazi.
Believer: My Forty Years in Politics by David Axelrod –– Obama pilot.
Einstein: His Life and Universe by Walter Isaacson –– Spatial ed.
10% Happier by Dan Harris ––90% crappier.
No Hero: The Evolution of a Navy SEAL by Kevin Maurer –– Cub what may.
You Can’t Make This Up by Al Michaels –– Unless you’re totally full of shit.
As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride by Cary Elwes –– Small tales.
The Great Reformer by Austen Overweigh –– Pope’s knows.
Deep Down Dark by Héctor Tobar –– Mined games.
Jeter Unfiltered by Derek Jeter –– Oily Derek.
Small Victories: Spotting Improbable Moments of Grace by Anne Lamott –– Bless then zero.
The Keeper by Tim Howard –– Goal-oriented.
Food: A Love Story by Jim Gaffigan –– Fat checker.
Dreamers and Deceivers by Glenn Beck –– Beck-slapper.
Becoming Richard Pryor by Scott Saul –– Pryor offenses.
Selected Letters of Norman Mailer by Norman Mailer –– Bunk Mailer.
Tennessee Williams: Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh by John Lahr –– Tennessee faults.
I Must Say by Martin Short –– Short fall.
Brief Encounters by Dick Cavett –– Dick caveat.
Hope by Richard Zoglin –– Bob seeker.
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow: My Life by Sophia Loren –– Sectional Sophia.
So, Anyway… by John Cleese –– Fawlty memory.
True Love by Jennifer Lopez –– Booty camp.
41: A Portrait of My Father by George W. Bush –– Junior mess.
The Filthy Truth by Andrew Dice Clay –– Craps out.
Watch Me by Anjelica Huston –– Huston taxes.
The Andy Cohen Diaries by Andy Cohen –– Prefer Cohen of silence.
The Stranger by Chuck Todd –– Oddbama.
What If? by Randall Munroe –– Explain and fancy.
Killing Patton by Martin Dugard –– General malaise.
Respect by David Ritz –– Aretha madness.
All the Truth Is Out by Matt Bai –– Of this.
Jesus on Trial by David Limbaugh –– Swears to tell truth to self.
Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol –– Hopeless solo.
Waking Up by Sam Harris –– Snooze story.
Not My Father’s Son by Alan Cumming –– Cumming apart.
Worthy Fights by Leon Panetta –– Kinks of Leon.
The Secret History of Wonder Woman by Jill Lepore –– Amazon primed.
1982 by Jian Ghomeshi –– Submission creep.
In the Spirit of Monte Carlo by Pamela Fiori –– Grace anatomy.
All Things Possible by Andrew Cuomo –– Except a credible political memoir.
Spoiled Brats by Simon Rich –– Bitchy Rich.
Bad Paper: Chasing Debt from Wall Street to the Underworld by Jake Halpern –– Debt’s all, folks.
The News Sorority by Sheila Weller –– Anchors awry.
The Innovators by Walter Isaacson –– Tick tech tote.
13 Hours: The Inside Account of What Really Happened in Benghazi by Mitchell Zuckoff –– Embassy row.
The Invisible Front: Love and Loss in an Era of Endless War by Yochi Dreazen –– KIA soul.
Zero to One by Peter Thiel –– Rates itself.
Being Mortal by Atul Gawande –– Dying to read it.
Yes Please by Amy Poehler –– The Poehler expressed.
Another Side of Bob Dylan by Victor Maymudes –– The back.
Not That Kind of Girl by Lena Dunham –– Y’know, funny and smart.
The Short and Tragic Life of Robert Peace by Jeff Hobbs –– Peace out.
World Order by Henry Kissinger –– Unrealpolitik.
Off the Sidelines by Kristen Gillibrand –– Mack Senate.
The History of Rock 'n' Roll in Ten Songs by Greil Marcus –– Cuts and dried.
Agent Storm by Morten Storm –– Topical Storm.
Hack Attack by Nick Davies –– He strikes again.
Diary of a Mad Diva by Joan Rivers –– Can we balk?
The First Family Detail by Ronald Kessler –– Secrete service.
The Invisible Bridge: The Fall of Nixon and The Rise of Reagan by Rick Pearlstein –– Ron weaselly.
Taking the Lead: Lessons from a Life in Motion by Derek Hough –– Houghin’ it.
The Teacher Wars by Dana Goldstein –– Class struggle.
Cosby: His Life and Times by Mark Whitaker –– Cos play.
Thimerosal: Let the Science Speak by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. & Mark Hyman –– There autist be a law.
Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay –– A near Ms.
Clinton Inc. by Daniel Halper –– Hillzapoppin’.
America: Imagine a World Without Her by Dinesh D’Souza –– D’Souza phony.
The Nixon Tapes: 1971-1972 by Douglas Brinkley and Luke Nichter –– Erase riot.
The Nixon Defense by John W. Dean –– Dick deep.
The Mockingbird Next Door: Life with Harper Lee by Marja Mills –– Lee genes.
A Spy Among Friends by Ben MacIntyre –– Philby cheese stakes.
Excellent Sheep by William Deresiewicz –– Ivy leakers.
Becoming Freud by Adam Phillips –– Siggy pop.
Blood Feud: The Clintons vs. the Obamas by Edward Klein –– The bicker, the better.
How Not to Be Wrong by Jordan Ellenberg –– Skip this.
Special Heart by Bret Baier –– Baier aspirant.
Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America by John Waters –– Thumb sucker.
One Nation: What We Can All Do to Save America's Future by Ben Carson M.D. –– Carson dully.
Think Like a Freak by Steven D. Levitt –– Freak credit report.
Good Call: Reflections on Faith, Family, and Fowl by Jase Robertson –– Foul.
The Good Spy: The Life and Death of Robert Ames by Kai Bird –– Amesless.
Hard Choices by Hillary Clinton –– About Bill’s decision to cheat?
Tibetan Peach Pie by Tom Robbins –– Rotten Robbins.
James Madison by Lynne Cheney –– As I remember him.
Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Pretty by Diane Keaton –– Annie hell.
The Most Dangerous Animal of All by Gary L. Stewart –– Father knows beast.
Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton –– Unpull my leg.
Brunette Ambition by Lea Michele –– Brown baggy.
Sons of Wichita by Daniel Schulman –– Koch suckers.
Stress Test: Reflections on Financial Crises by Timothy Geithner –– TARP pit.
President Me by Adam Carolla –– Prez release.
Can’t We Talk About Something More Pleasant by Roz Chast –– Instead of my drawing ability.
The Closer by Mariano Rivera –– Save it.
Capital in the Twenty-First Century by Thomas Piketty –– Capital punishment.
A Fighting Chance by Elizabeth Warren –– Warren buffets.
Players First: Coaching from the Inside out by John Calipari –– Coach class.
No Place to Hide by Glenn Greenwald –– Guardian a-holes.
Living With a Wild God by Barbara Ehrenreich –– Goad Daddy.
Everybody’s Got Something by Robin Roberts — But not necessarily cancer.
Face the Music by Paul Stanley –– KISS of death.
Thrive: The Third Metric to Redefining Success and Creating a Life of Well-Being, Wisdom, and Wonder by Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington –– A huffing ton.
The Divide by Matt Taibbi –– Fat scratch fever.
Marry Smart by Susan Patton –– Snag, snag, snag.
Updike by Adam Begley –– Rabbit would retch.
Sous Chef by Michael Gibney –– Run around Sous.
Love Life by Rob Lowe –– Raw blow.
Flash Boys by Michael Lewis –– Flash ’n' the pain.
Uganda Be Kidding Me by Chelsea Handler –– Chelsea lamely.
10% Happier by Dan Harris –– 90% more miserable.
The Promise of a Pencil by Adam Braun –– In your eye.
Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You by Greg Gutfeld –– Square rut.
The Story of the Jews: Finding the Words 1000 BC-1492 AD by Simon Schama –– Hebrew notional.
You Must Remember This by Robert Wagner –– Because I can’t.
Jesus: A Pilgrimage by James Martin –– Easter charade.
Overwhelmed by Brigid Schulte –– Underwhelmed.
John Wayne: The Life and Legend by Scott Eyman –– John Wayne gassy.
Where Nobody Knows Your Name: Life In the Minor Leagues of Baseball by John Feinstein –– Not A ball.
House of Outrageous Fortune by Michael Gross –– Central Park Worst.
Blood Will Out by Walter Kirn –– Anemic.
The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History by Elizabeth Kolbert –– Extinct bomb.
One Way Out: The Inside History of the Allman Brothers Band by Alan Paul –– Whipping posts.
HRC: State Secrets and the Rebirth of Hillary Clinton –– To Hill and back.
Young Money by Kevin Roose –– Bucks naked.
The Future of the Mind by Michio Kaku –– Kakumamie.
Call Me Burroughs by Barry Miles –– Outer Burroughs.
Glitter and Glue by Kelly Corrigan –– Litter and goo.
The Party’s Over: How the Extreme Right Hijacked the GOP and I Became a Democrat by Charlie Crist –– Crist crossed.
All Joy and No Fun: The Paradox of Modern Motherhood by Jennifer Senior
–– Mater D.
This Is the Story of a Happy Marriage by Ann Patchett –– Trying to Patchett up.
My Life in Middlemarch by Rebecca Mead –– Eliot mess.
My Age of Anxiety by Scott Stossel –– Nervous in disservice.
The Loudest Voice in the Room by Gary Sherman –– Won’t cure what Ailes you.
Your Life Calling by Jane Pauley –– Hang up.
Love & War by Mary Matalin & James Carville –– Opposites detract.
One More Thing by B.J. Novak –– Dim Novak.
Rita Moreno: A Memoir by Rita Moreno –– Latina feh.
Brainstorm: The Power and Purpose of the Teenage Brain by Daniel J. Siegel –– Through think and thin.
Miracles and Massacres by Glenn Beck –– Little pig horn.
Duty by Robert Gates –– Dowdy Duty.
Ping-Pong Diplomacy by Nicholas Griffin –– Paddle pushers.
Windfall: The Booming Business of Global Warming by McKenzie Funk –– Grand Funk railroads.
The Fat Lady Sang by Robert Evans –– Dull Evans.
Little Failure by Gary Shteyngart –– Don’t be modest –– it’s huge.
Johnny Cash: The Life by Robert Hilburn –– Fulsome prison blues.
American Mirror by Deborah Solomon –– Rockwell cant.
The Kid: The Immortal Life of Ted Williams by Ben Bradlee Jr. –– Kid vicious.
Double Down by John Heilemann –– It’s really depressing.
A Story Lately Told by Anjelica Huston –– Huston rocks it.
I Am Malala by Malala Yousafzai –– Talibanned in Waziristan.
40 Chances: Finding Hope in a Hungry World by Howard G. Bufffett –– Mini Buffett.
Days of Fire: Bush and Cheney in the White House by Peter Baker –– Burning Bush.
Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas by Sara Palin –– Gassy Noël.
Wild Tales: A Rock & Roll Life by Graham Nash –– Grim Nash.
Americana: The Kinks, the Riff, the Road by Ray Davies –– Kink con.
Eminent Hipsters by Donald Fagen –– Steely damn.
Dr. J: The Autobiography by Julius Erving –– Dunkin’ don’ts.
Johnny Carson by Henry Bushkin –– Shears Johnny.
Things That Matter by Charles Krauthammer –– To a miserable human being.
The Reason I Jump by Naoki Higashida –– A loud noise?
Song of Spider-man by Glenn Berger –– Web willies.
Simple Dreams: A Musical Memoir by Linda Ronstadt –– Blue bio.
Double Down: Game Change 2012 by Mark Halperin & John Heilemann –– Mitt life crisis.
The Bully Pulpit by Doris Kearns Goodwin –– She adore Roosevelt.
Camelot’s Court by Robert Dallek –– Kennedy-space-centered.
Heart by Dick Cheney –– Out of aorta.
Autobiography by Morrissey –– Mope springs eternal.
Orr: My Story by Bobby Orr –– Sticks and stones.
Still Foolin’ Em by Billy Crystal –– Crystal method.
Thank You for Your Service by David Finkel –– All vet.
Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman –– Piddle Paddle.
One Summer: America 1927 by Bill Bryson –– Lindy flop.
The Smartest Kids in the World by Amanda Ripley –– Lessons the blow.
Killing Jesus by Bill O'Reilly and Martin Dugard –– Doesn't quite nail it.
David and Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell –– Ass in a sling.
Tip and the Gipper by Chris Matthews –– Reagangnomic.
Si-Cology 1 by Si Robertson with Mark Schlabach –– Sigh-cology.
The Liberty Amendments by Mark R. Levin –– Levin scummy.
Salinger by David Shields & Shane Salerno –– Hermit crab. Gulp.: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal by Mary Roach –– Readers digest.
Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand –– String of clichés.
Exposed by Jane Velez-Mitchell –– Hil-Arias.
Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth by Reza Aslan –– The Christian error.
This Town by Mark Leibovich –– DC comics.
Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and Legacy as the Duck Commander by Mark Schlabach –– Sad, sad, sad.
Lawrence in Arabia by Scott Lawrence –– T.E., tee hee.
Manson by Jeff Guinn –– Charlie woes.
Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls by David Sedaris –– Insulint.
These Few Precious Days: The Final Year of Jack with Jackie by Christopher Andersen –– Prior to Jack in the box.
The Telling Room by Michale Paterniti –– Paterniti snoot.
Dad is Fat by Jim Gaffigan –– Mostly in the head area.
More Meta Blues by Ahmir ‘Questlove’ Thompson –– Roots cause.
That’s Not Funny, That’s Sick by Ellin Stein –– Lampoon tang.
Eleven Rings by Phil Jackson –– Hoops!… I did it again.
The Way of the Knife by Mark Mazzetti –– Cut rate.
Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation by Michael Pollan –– Locovore.
The Unwinding: An Inner History of the New America by George Packer –– The last wound-up.
The Art of Controversy by Victor Navasky –– Doodle bugs.
My Foot Is Too Big for the Glass Slipper by Gabrielle Reece –– But it fits in your mouth.
My Inappropriate Life: Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults by Heather McDonald –– Or creatures with opposable thumbs.
Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar by Kelly Oxford –– Like this book!
A Curious Man: The Strange and Brilliant Life of Robert "Believe It or Not!" Ripley by Neal Thompson –– Freak credit report.
The Friedkin Connection by William Friedkin –– Friedkin' ridiculous.
Who Owns the Future? by Jaron Lanier –– Google, but they’re just leasing.
Detroit: An Autopsy by Charlie LeDuff –– No Mo'town.
Vagina: A Biography by Naomi Wolff –– Cooze and ahs.
Attempting Normal by Marc Maron –– A stab in the dork.
Bad Pharma: How Drug Companies Mislead Doctors and Harm Patients by Ben Goldacre –– Pharma cysts.
Country Girl by Edna O’Brien –– Lassie come home.
Saving Justice: Watergate, the Saturday Night Massacre, and Other Adventures of a Solicitor General by Robert Bork –– Break in bad.
Top of the Morning by Brian Stelter –– Lauer expectations.
Waiting to be Heard by Amanda Knox –– Knoxious.
Roger Ailes: Off Camera by Zev Charles –– And rocker.
Out of Order: Stories from the History of the Supreme Court by Sandra Day O'Connor –– Lazy Justice.
Lean In by Sheryl Sandberg –– Lean in mean?
I Can Barely Take Care of Myself by Jen Kirkman –– Unbearable.
It’s All Good: Delicious Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great by Gwyneth Paltrow –– Gwynnie, the poo.
The Honest Life: Living Naturally and True to You by Jessica Alba –– Alba dross.
Skinny Bitch: Home, Beauty & Style: A No-Nonsense Guide to Cutting the Crap Out of Your Life for a Better Body and a Kinder World by Kim Barnouin –– Skinny dip.
My Beloved World by Sonia Sotomayor –– Justice is bland.
Why Priests? by Garry Wills –– Because lay pederasts would be jailed.
Killing Kennedy: The End of Camelot by Martin Dugard –– Jack splat.
Francona: The Red Sox Years by Terry Francona –– Sox puppets.
Coolidge by Amity Shlaes –– Cal’s state.
The Richard Burton Diaries by Richard Burton –– The Burton of proof.100 proof.
Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief by Lawrence Wright –– Cruise control.
The Future: Six Drivers of Global Change by Al Gore –– Screwy Drivers.
Hitmaker by Tommy Mottola –– That’s Hit with an S.
The Soundtrack of My Life by Clive Davis –– Batty Davis.
Long Shot by Mike Piazza –– Because there was so much dope in the syringe.
Rod by Rod Stewart–– And stuff.
All In: the Education of General David Petraues by Paula Broadwell –– Apparently he was.
Total Recall by Arnold Schwarzenegger –– The rutting man.
Who I Am by Pete Townshend –– What me care?