LITERATURE

FICTION

Holy Ghost by John Sanford –– Lacks Spirit.
When We Were Young by Karen Kingsbury –– Jejune bugs.
Killing Commendatore
by Haruki Murakami –– Slushi.
The Witch Elm
by Tana French –– Gnarly.
Unsheltered
by Barbara Kingsolver –– Too much exposition.
The Library Book
by Susan Orlean –- Loaners.
The Fall of Gondolin
by J.R.R. Tolkein –– Elvish freshly.
Labyrinth of the Spirits by Carlos Ruiz Zafón –– Guilt complex.
Sea Prayer by Khaled Hosseini –– Say émigrés.
Time’s Convert by Deborah Harkness –– Ticking point.
Juror #3 by James Patterson –– Thinking inside the box.


Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens –– Cray cray.
My Struggle
by Karl Ove Knausgaard –– Minor kampf.
Lethal White
by Robert Galbraith –– Rowling downhill.
Pieces of Her
by Karin Slaughter –– Choppy.
Tailspin
by Sandra Brown –– Out to plunge.
CoDex 1962
by Sjon –– CoDex pads.
The Outsider by Stephen King –– I’m outer here.
What We Were Promised by Lucy Tan –– Women swear daily.
All We Ever Wanted by Emily Griffin –– Wise achers.
Clock Dance by Anne Tyler –– Second hand book.

The Perfect Couple by Elin Hilderbrand –– Grow a pair.
The Summer Wives by Beatriz Williams –– Tanning gaggles.
Spinning Silver
by Naomi Novik –– Weave only just begun.
When Life Gives You Lululemons
by Lauren Weisberger –– The Devil wore out Pravda.
There There
by Tommy Orange –– Naive Americans.
My Year of Rest and Relaxation
by Ottessa Moshfegh –– Chill doubt.
The President is Missing
by Bill Clinton & James Patterson –– The mark.
Beneath a Scarlet Sky
by Mark Sullivan –– Fascist man alive.
The Fallen by David Baldacci –– Arch.
The Cast by Danielle Steel –– Jelly roles.

The High Tide Club by Mary Kay Andrews –– Ebbs.
Calypso by David Sedaris –– Seaside report.
Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right by Michael Smerconish –– Schmuck in the middle with you.
War on Peace by Ronan Farrow –– Dronin’ Farrow.
Unwifeable by Mandy Stadtmiller –– Married to the mope.
The Hellfire Club by Jake Tapper –– Ring off the hook.
By Invitation Only by Dorothea Benton Frank –– RSVPees.
Twisted Prey
by John Sandford –– Hunt and pecker.
Warlight
by Michael Ondaatje –– World War Douche.
The Mars Room
by Rachel Kushner –– Strip down.
How to Walk Away by Katherine Center –– From this.
The Escape Artist
by Brad Meltzer –– Flee flicker.
The Punishment She Deserves by Elizabeth George –– This.
An American Marriage by Tayari Jones –– Vows of poverty.
Alternate Side by Anna Quindlen –– Hide park.
The Bishop’s Pawn by Steve Berry –– Chess thumper.
The Disappeared by C.J. Box –– Gone, but forgotten.
The Great Alone
by Kristin Hannah –– Hannah errant.
Accidental Heroes
by Danielle Steel –– Fluky loo.
Female Persuasion
by Meg Wolitzer –– Unfriendly Persuasion.
Marlon Bundo’s Day in the Life of the Vice President by Charlotte Pence –– Hop on flop.
Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff
by Sean Penn –– Bull Penn.
Asymmetry
by Lisa Halliday –– Flop-sided.
The Great Alone
by Kristin Hannah –– Leave Alone.
The Midnight Line by Lee Child –– Childish.
Artemis by Andy Weir –– Artemis foul.
Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng –– Ng loose.
A Column of Fire by Ken Follett –– Smokey joke.
Two Kinds Truth
by Michael Connelly –– Gar-Bosch.
Manhattan Beach
by Jennifer Egan –– Lady go diver.

Uncommon Type by Tom Hanks –– Whiteout.
Origin by Dan Brown –– Of the specious.
Fairytale by Danielle Steele –– Cinderella liberties.
Heather, the Totality by Matthew Weiner –– Heather and yarn.
The Rooster Bar by John Grisham –– Cock blocked.
Pachinko by Min Jin Lee –– Ballsy.
The Revolution of Marina M.
by Janet Fitch –– Sub-Marina.
Mind Games
by Iris Johansen –– Head cheese.
In the Midst of Winter
by Isabel Allende –– Flake superior.
Long Way Down
by Jason Reynolds –– Makes it.
Sleeping Beauties by Stephen King & Owen King –– Knockouts.
The Golden House
by Salman Rushdie –– Muck mansion. Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate –– Our by our.
The Burning Girl by Claire Messud –– Bushfire.
The Lying Game by Ruth Ware –– No Ware.
Seeing Red by Sandra Brown –– Beat Red.
Phasma: Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi by Delilah S. Dawson –– The old Phasmatazz.
The Late Show
by Michael Connelly –– Night shaft.
My Absolute Darling
by Gabriel Tallent –– Tallentless.
Glass Houses
by Louise Penny –– Penny dreadful.

Y is for Yesterday by Sue Grafton –– So yesterday.
Seven Stones to Stand or Fall
by Diana Gabaldon –– Stones broke.
Two Nights
by Kathy Reichs –– Dead to Reichs.
Kiss Carlo
by Adriana Trigiani –– Bussed a move.
Secrets of the Tulip Sisters by Susan Mallery –– Stub toe through the Tulips.
House of Spies by Daniel Silva –– The Silva surveil.
The Identicals by Elon Hildebrand –– Same old same old.
Use of Force by Brad Thor –– Force of habit.
Camino Isand by John Grisham –– Camino unreal.


Blackout by Marc Elsberg –– Lighten up!
Dragon Teeth
by Michael Crichton –– Shit hits the fang.
Once and For All
by Sarah Dessen –– Final record.
16th Seduction
by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro –– Knock wooed.
Into the Water by Paula Hawkins –– Shit's bath.
Trajectory by Richard Russo –– The arc of the deal.
Beartown by Fredrik Backman –– Hockey punks.
Anything is Possible by Elizabeth Street –– Like this might’ve not sucked.
Golden Prey by John Sanford –– Gilt tripe.
Earthly Remains
by Donna Leon –– Decompost heap.
Vicious Circle by C.J. Box –– Rounding error.
The Tea Girl of Hummingbird Lane by Lisa See –– Steep learning curve.
The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck –– Chateau boxing.
Mississippi Blood by Greg Iles –– Don't play with Natchez.
The Lost Order by Steve Berry –– Bury Berry.
All by Myself, Alone
by Mary Higgins Clark –– With my staff of ghost writers.
The Chosen
by J.R. Ward –– Not by me.
Norse Mythology
by Neil Gaiman –– Thor loser.
Banana Cream Pie Murder
by Joanne Fluke –– Slice of pie.
Echoes in Death
by J.D. Robb –– Little missed echo.
Humans, Bow Down by James Patterson –– Submission accomplished.
Lincoln in the Bardo
by George Saunders –– Budget Bardo.
A Piece of the World by Christina Baker Kline –– Terra bites.
The Girl Before
by JP Delaney –– Pain in advance.
4321
by Paul Auster –– 0.
The Sleepwalker
by Chris Bohjalian –– Wears night sweats.
The Dry
by Jane Harper –– Dry hump.
Moonglow
by Michael Chabon –– Chabonfire.
A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles –– Down for the Count.
The Chemist by Stephanie Meyer –– Chem slab.
Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult –– Race balls.
Two By Two
by Nicholas Sparks –– Stiff as 2x4.
Cross the Lines by James Patterson –– Sighin’ of the Cross.
No Man’s Land
by David Baldacci –– Holey terra.
The Fall Guy
by James Lasdun –– Patsy decline.
The Portable Veblen
by Elizabeth McKenzie –– Dung McKenzie.
Grace
by Natashia Deón –– Slaves away.
Scary Old Sex
by Arlene Heyman –– Crepey crawly.
Swing Time
by Zadie Smith –– Fashion-hating rhythm.
Night School by Lee Child –– Adult dead.
The Wrong Side of Goodbye by Michael Connelly –– Ciao hound.
The Secret History of Twin Peaks
by Mark Frost –– Log lazy.
The Whistler
by John Grisham –– Blows it.
Bridget Jones’s Baby by Helen Fielding –– Mothers milked.
The Lesser Bohemians
by Eimear McBride –– May dissemble romance.
Mister Monkey
by Francine Prose –– Ape nuts.
The Girl from Venice
by Martin Cruz Smith –– Venetian blind.
The Trespasser by Tana French –– Keep out!
Today Will Be Different
by Maria Semple –– Chump change.
Commonwealth
by Ann Patchett –– Bury the Patchett.
The Nix by Nathan Hill –– Nix.
Surrender, New York
by Caleb Carr –– Clown Carr.
Nutshell by Ian McEwan –– Dork womb.
The Underground Railroad
by Colin Whitehead –– Civil rides movement.
Homecoming by Yaa Gyasi –– Haters’ Ghana hate.
Insidious by Catherine Coulter –– Lowest slain.
Bullseye by James Patterson –– Focal pointless.
Truly Madly Guilty by Liane Moriarty –– Guilt by dissociation.
Behind Closed Doors by B.A. Paris –– Lock mess.
Before the Fall
by Noah Hawley –– Crash slight.
Three Sister, Three Queens by Philippa Gregory –– The kink of Queens.
The Woman in Cabin 10
by Ruth Ware –– Mal Ware.
Family Tree
by Susan Wiggs –– Wiggs out.
Dark Matter
by Blake Crouch –– Dimension in passing.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Parts I & II
by J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany, Jack Thorne –– Potter reborn.
Pond
by Claire-Louise Bennett –– Scum.
Hot Milk
by Deborah Levy –– Curdled.
Foreign Agent
by Brad Thor –– Bad Thor.
The Girls by Emma Cline –– Cult comfort.
Yuge! 30 Years of Doonesbury on Trump by G.B. Trudeau –– Just eh Trudeau.
Here’s to Us by Elin Hildebrand –– You can have it.
Before the Fall by Noah Hawley –– Crash coarse.
Barkskins by Annie Proulx –– Proulx-Proulx platter.
The House of Secrets by Brad Meltzer –– Hush pulpy.
All Summer Long
by Dorothea Benton Frank –– Sweat, pant.
The Mandibles: A Family, 2029-2047
by Lionel Shriver –– Jawboning.
End of Watch
by Stephen King –– King of harsh.
The Weekenders
by Mary Kay Andrews –– Vacay lots.
The Fireman
by Joe Hill –– Snuff said.
15th Affair
by James Patterson –– Dully dally.
The Last Mile by David Baldacci –– Meter made.
The Nest by Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney –– Lays an egg.
Extreme Prey
by John Sanford –– Hasn’t got a preyer.
LaRose
by Louise Erdrich –– Bawl.
Boar Island
by Nevada Barr –– Bore Island.
The Second Life of Nick Mason
by Steve Hamilton — Mason jars.
Everybody’s Fool
by Richard Russo –– Fool of crap.
The Noise of Time
by Julian Barnes –– A tonal waste of Time.
Doing It Over
by Catherine Bybee –- Should’ve been.
Zero K
by Don DeLillio –– Zero emission.
The Little Red Chairs by Edna O’Brien –– Warp crimes.
Midnight Sun by Jo Nesbø –– Sleep depraved.
Blue by Danielle Steel –– Blue by you.
The Swans of Fifth Avenue by Melanie Benjamin –– New York dulls.
Cometh the Hour by Jeffey Archer –– Dear ticks.
Brotherhood in Death by J.D. Robb –– Cold bro.
My Name Is Lucy Barton by Elizabeth Strout –– Barton funk.
A Doubter’s Almanac
by Ethan Canin –– Dubiety dubiety doo.
Salt to the Sea
by Ruta Sepetys –– Life of brine.
The Relic Master
by Christopher Buckley –– Icon artist.
Commander in Chief by Tom Clancy –– Deadly farce.
Bone Labyrinth
by James Rollins –– Osteopathetic.
Rogue Lawyer
by John Grisham –– On defense.
Bazaar of Bad Dreams by Stephen King –– Seller dwellers.
The Magic Strings of Frankie Presto by Mitch Albom –– Pluck-ugly.
See Me
by Nicholas Sparks –– Seamy.
Crimson Shore
by Douglas Preston –– Côte red.
The Japanese Lover by Isabel Allende –– Sucky yakky.
Depraved Heart by Patricia Cornwell –– Well, corn.
The Immortal Nicholas by Glenn Beck –– Vacancy Claus.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by George R. R. Martin –– Martin aimless.
Avenue of Mysteries
by John Irving –– Irving pen.
Career of Evil
by Robert Galbraith –– Strike three.
After You by Jojo Moyes –– Moyes the pity.
The Murder House by James Patterson –– Dead room farce.
The Survivor by Vince Flynn –– Flynn flam.
Tightrope by Simon Mawer –– Jack balance.
Come Rain or Come Shine by Jan Karon –– Weather or not.
City on Fire
by Garth Risk Hallberg –– Cinder fella.
Everything, Everything
by Nicola Yoon –– Nothing, nothing.


The Marvels by Brian Selznick –– He's lost his Marvels.
Minute Zero by Todd Moss –– Interest, too.
Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter –– Fair youths.
The Girl in the Spider’s Web by David Lagercrantz –– Fly girl.
Fear of Dying by Erica Jong –– Geez & Jong.
Fates and Furies
by Lauren Groff –– Marry, marry quite contrary.
Make Me
by Lee Child –– Read this.
Fortune Smiles
by Adam Johnson –– More a grimace.
X
by Sue Grafton –– Marks da plot.
Purity
by Jonathan Franzen –– Unadulterated nonsense.
Trigger Mortis by Anthony Horowitz –– Finger stiffness.
The Story of the Lost Child
by Elsa Ferrante –– Baby bumped.
Circling the Sun
by Paula McLain –– Solar banal.
Friction
by Sandra Brown –– Rugged burns.
Who Do You Love? by Jennifer Weiner –– Weiner dog.
Last Bus to Wisdom
by Ivan Doig –– Ticket to deride.
The Marriage of Opposites
by Alice Hoffman –– Opposites attacked.
A Manual for Cleaning Women
by Lucia Berlin –– Start behind the ears.
Kitchens of the Great Midwest
by J.Ryan Stradal –– Mealy.
Everybody Rise
by Stephanie Clifford –– And leave.
In a Dark, Dark Wood by Ruth Ware –– Soft Ware.
The English Spy
by Daniel Silva –– Mole removal.
What Pet Should I Get?
by Dr. Seuss –– A book to overlook.
ZeroZeroZero
by Roberto Saviano –– I agree with the rating.
Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee –– To kill To Kill a Mockingbird.
The Festival of Insignificance by Milan Kundera –– Moot swings.
Killing Monica
by Candace Bushnell –– A Bushnell and a pecker.
China Rich Girlfriend by Kevin Kwan –– A Kwandry.
Grey
by EL James –– Whipping boy.
Seveneves by Neal Stephenson –– Moon riven.
Finders Keepers by Stephen King –– Losers readers.
In the Unlikely Event by Judy Blume –– You can bear this.
Memory Man by David Baldacci –– Totaled recall.
Beach Town by Mary Kay Andrews –– Shore thing.
The Scarlet Gospels by Clive Barker –– Well, red.
The Forgotten Room
by Lincoln Child –– Hid the wall.
Luckiest Girl Alive
by Jessica Knoll –– Blest from the pest.
The Bone Tree
by Greg Iles –– Humerus story.
Early Warning
by Jane Smiley –– Don't open the cover!
A God in Ruins
by Kate Atkinson –– Bombs hell.
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NON-FICTION

This Will Only Hurt a Little by Busy Philipps –– Literary novocaine.
The Coddling of the American Mind by Greg Lukianoff & Jonathan Haidt –– Or curdling?
The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis –– Hazardous waste.
Presidents of War by Michael Beschloss –– Martial fields.
Untrue by Wednesday Martin –– Clit lit.
She Wants It by Jill Soloway –– Rant and crave.
Them: Why We Hate Each Other--and How to Heal
by Ben Sasse –– Sasse alas.
Ship of Fools
by Tucker Carlson –– Captain obvious.
Brief Answers to the Big Questions
by Stephen Hawking –– Astrofizzics.
Killing the SS: The Hunt for the Worst War Criminals in History
by Bill O’Reilly –– Blah-blah O’Reilly.
Big Game: The NFL in Dangerous Times
by Mark Liedovich –– Takes a knee.
Who Is Michael Ovitz? by Michael Ovitz –– A freak agent
Everything Trump Touches Dies by Rick Wilson –– Midas well give up.
In Pieces by Sally Field –– Field out of sorts.
Accessory to War by Neil deGrasse Tyson –– Stares off into space.
These Truths: A History of the United States by Jill Lepore –– Lepore excuse.
The Russia Hoax: The Illicit Scheme to Clear Hillary Clinton and Frame Donald Trump by Gregg Jarrett –– Fan fiction.
Addicted to Outrage by Glenn Beck –– Johns town massacre.
The Deep State by Jason Chaffetz –– Wangle deep.
Liars, Leakers, and Liberals by Jeanine Pirro –– FOXy lady.
21 Lessons for the 21st Century by Yuval Noah Hariri –– 21 junk street.
The Coddling of the American Mind: How Good Intentions and Bad Ideas Are Setting Up a Generation for Failure by Greg Lukianoff and Jonathan Haidt –– Two snowflakes are alike.
Full Disclosure
by Stormy Daniels –– Disclothesure.
Leadership: In Turbulent Times
by Doris Kearns Goodwin –– Fallow the leader.
Every Day Is Extra
by John Kerry –– Superfluous.
The Sky Is Falling: How Vampires, Zombies, Androids, and Superheroes Made America Great for Extremism by
Peter Biskind –– MAGA hits.
Fear: Trump in the White House
by Bob Woodward –– House of wacks
Temp by Louis Hyman –– Gig bites.
Small Fry
by Lisa Brennan-Jobs –– Hatchet Jobs.
Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis –– Scrubby.
Unhinged
by Omarosa Manigault Newman –– Asylum shreiker.

The Poisoned City by Anna Clark –– In, like, Flint.
Indianapolis by Lynn Vincent & Sara Vladic –– Sunk rah!
Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup by John Carreyrou –– IPO’d.
The Plot to Destroy Democracy by Malcolm Nance –– Putin it lightly.
Trump’s America by Newt Gingrich –– Newt beeach.
How Not to Get Shot by D.L. Hughley & Doug Moe –– Duck soup.
The Briefing: Politics, the Press and the President
by Sean Spicer –– Barking Spicer.
The Case Against Impeaching Trump
by Alan Dershowitz –– Dearth o' wits.
Bruce Lee: A Life
by Matthew Polly –– Kung fusion.
The Efficiency Paradox
by Edward Tenner –– Rend me a Tenner.
Yes We (Still) Can by Dan Pfeiffer –– O-stalgia trip.
How to Change Your Mind by Michael Pollan –– Brain frees.
The Soul of America by Jon Meacham –– Fleet anima.
Barracoon
by Zora Neale Hurston –– Slave trait.
Three Days in Moscow
by Bret Baier & Catherine Whitney –– Ron a red light.
I Love Capitalism!
by Ken Langone –– Home despot.
Fascism: A Warning
by Madeleine Albright –– All right already.
Letters to My Palestinian Neighbor
by Yossi Klein Halevi –– Hamas hysteria.
Measure What Matters
by John Doerr –– Peter meters.
I’m Keith Hernandez
by Keith Hernandez –– Keith mooned.
Chasing Hillary by Amy Chozick –– What fresh Hill?
I'll Be Gone in the Dark
by Michelle McNamara –– Culled case.
A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership
by James Comey –– Comey toast.
Secret Empires: How the American Political Class Hides Corruption and Enriches Family and Friends
by Peter Schweizer –– Dem bums!
The Last Black Unicorn by Tiffany Haddish –– Blow your own horn.
Tiger Woods by Jeff Benedict ad Armen Keteyian –– Tee party.
Dear Madam President by Jennifer Palmieri ––Post-Hill code.
This Is Me by Chrissy Metz –– Let’s go, Metz.
Faith
by Jimmy Carter –– Praise a stink.
Educated by Tara Westover –– Learning disabled.
Everything Happens for a Reason
by Kate Bowler –– Then explain this.
Just the Funny Parts
by Nell Scovell –– One paragraph.
Rebel: My Life Outside the Lines
by Nick Note –– You Nolte boy, you.
Russian Roulette
by David Corn & Michael Isikoff –– Head shot.
Enlightenment Now
by Steven Pinker –– Pinker ton.
Brave
by Rose McGowan –– The nerve!
Fire and Fury by Michael Wolff –– Wolff haul.
Raising Trump
by Ivanka Trump –– Daughter of the American revulsion.
Let Trump Be Trump by Corey Lewandowski –– Won’t you be my enabler?
Obama: An Intimate Portrait by Pete Souza –– Bar none.
Bobby Kennedy: A Raging Spirit by Chris Matthews –– Brother in law.
Improv Nation: How We Made A Great American Art by Sam Wasson –– Yes, ain’t…
The Butchering Art
by Lindsey Fitzharris –– Eager beaver cleaver.
Promise Me, Dad
by Joe Biden –– Beau bridges.
We Were Eight Years in Power by Ta-Nihisi Coates –– Reign Coates.
The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump edited by Bandy X. Lee –– Head of state.
Code Girls by Liza Mundy –– Tales from the crypto.
Andrew Jackson and the Miracle of New Orleans by Brian Kilmeade and Don Yeager –– N.O.-brainer.
Killing England by Bill O’Reilly and Martin Dugard –– Do your Brit.
Leonardo da Vinci by Walter Isaacson –– Leo messy.
Keeping On Keeping On by Alan Bennett –– Bennett fit of the doubt.
Hacks by Donna Brazile –– Brazile wax.
Playing With Fire : The 1968 Election and the Transformation of American Politics by Lawrence O’Donnell –– Dozy O’Donnell.
Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine by Joe Hagan –– Since Wenner?
Unqualified by Anna Faris –– Faris weal.
Deep Thinking
by Garry Kasparov –– Deep Blue cease.
Grant
by Ron Chernow –– Gory U.S. bonds.
Waiting for the Punch by Marc Maron –– Sucker Punch.
Recovery: Freedom From Our Addictions
by Russell Brand –– Keeping up with the jonesing.
Unbelievable: My Front-Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History

by Katy Tur –– Tur duckin’.
Bernie Sanders Guide to Political Revolution by Bernie Sanders –– Alter kocker.
Hail to the Chin by Bruce Campbell –– Piece of Ash.
Life 3.0 by Max Tegmark –– Rushin' evolution.
Why Buddhism is True by Robert Wright –– Yeah, Wright!
The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left by Dinesh D’Souza –– D’Snoozer.
What Happened by Hillary Clinton –– Campaign spritzer.
Dangerous by Milo Yiannopolus –– Milo Minderblinder.
Conscience of a Conservative by Jeff Flake –– Snowed Flake.
Understanding Trump by Newt Gingrich –– Fug Newton.
Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body by Roxane Gay –– Crave digging.
Rediscovering Americanism: And the Tyranny of Progressivism by Mark Levin –– A Levin hell.
Swamp: Washington's Murky Pool of Corruption and Cronyism and How Trump Can Drain It
by Eric Bolling –– Bolling for dullards.
Hue 1968
by Mark Bowden –– No Hue!
Everything All at Once by Bill Nye –– Nye must fall.
Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
by David Sedaris –– Pointless of entry.
I Should Be Dead
by Bob Beckel –– Heckle and Beckel.
Tears We Cannot Stop: A Sermon to White America
by Michael Eric Tyson –– Tyson chuckin’.
Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
by Al Franken –– Franken beans.
Are You Anybody?
by Jeffrey Tambor –– Mr. Tambor, ream man.
I Can’t Make This Up
by Kevin Hart –– Nope, you failed test.
Girling Up by Mayim Bialik –– Hissin’ hers.
Astrophysics for People in a Hurry
by Neil deGrasse Tyson –– Cosmic race.
Option B by Sheryl Sandberg and Adam Grant –– Sloppy seconds.
The Secrets of My Life by Caitlyn Jenner –– Privates parts.
Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann –– Osage advice.
You Don’t Look Your Age by Sheila Nevins –– Or act it.
The American Spirit by David McCullough –– Gummed spirits.
Black Privilege
by Charlemagne Tha God –– A charlatagne.
Women Who Work
by Ivanka Trump –– By one that's dysfunctional.
Shattered
by Amie Parnes & Jon Allen –– Hill of beans.
Nevertheless
by Alec Baldwin –– Alwaystheless.
Hallelujah Anyway
by Anne Lamott –– Praises Hell.
The Most Beautiful
by Mayte Garcia –– Prince harried.
Ballplayer by Chipper Jones –– Wood Chipper.
Prince Charles by Sally Bedell Smith –– The royal scam.
Crazy is My Superpower by A.J. Mendez Brooks –– Not literacy.
A Colony in a Nation
by Chris Hayes –– Purple Hayes.
The Stranger in the Woods
by Michael Finkel –– Hermit crap.
In Full Color
by Rachel Dolezal –– Black and white kooky.
Old School: Life in the Sane Lane
by Bill O’Reilly & Bruce Feirstein –– Cranky case.
Free Women, Free Men
by Camille Paglia –– Camille sans sense.
Cork Dork
by Bianca Bosker –– Tipsy-turvy.
Portraits of Courage
by George W. Bush –– Paint by dumbers.
Homo Deus by Yuval Noah Harari –– Holy man!
Big Agenda: President Trump’s Plan to Save America
by David Horowitz –– Piggly bigly.
Hidden Figures by Margot Lee Shetterly –– Space, race.
Dodge City by Tom Clavin –– Get out of Dodge.
The Lost City of the Monkey God by Douglas Preston –– Ass fault jungle.
American Hookup: The New Culture of Sex on Campus by Lisa Wade –– Through the roofie.
Three Days in January: Dwight Eisenhower’s Final Mission by Bret Baier –– Why like Ike?
The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wolleben –– Tree bugger.
The Great Equalizer: How Main Street Capitalism Can Create an Economy for Everyone by David Smick –– Growth anatomy.
The Case Against Sugar by Gary Taubes –– Cane mutiny.
A Really Good Day by Ayalet Waldman –– Acid reflects.
In the Darkroom
by Susan Faludi –– Switch Miss.
Mary Astor’s Purple Diary by Ed Sorel –– Rear entries.
Rasputin by Douglas Smith –– Blood brother.
The Magnolia Story by Chip and Joanna Gaines –– Ill-gotten Gaines.
Shaken: Discovering Your True Identity in the Midst of Life's Storms by Tim Tebow –– Tebow stakes.
Thank You for Being Late by Thomas L. Friedman –– Delayed to rest.
The Book of Joy
by Dalai Lama & Desmond Tutu –– Glee clubbed.
Based on a True Story
by Norm McDonald –– Alt McDonald.
The Undoing Project
by Michael Lewis –– Eraser heads.
The Daily Show (The Book) by Chris Smith –– Stewart little.
Celebrity Run-Ins b
y Kathy Griffin –– Merde Griffin.
The Clothing of Books
by Jhumpa Lahiri –– The closing of book.
Keep Swinging by Joseph Bruno –– Bruno mars.
Settle for More by Megyn Kelly –– Kelly blew book.
Not Dead Yet by Phil Collins –– Dumb and drummer.
The Year of Voting Dangerously
by Maureen Dowd –– Shadow of a Dowd.
A Lowcountry Heart
by Pat Conroy –– Carolina panders.
American Ulysses
by Ronald C. White –– Grant illusion.
Frantumaglia: A Writer’s Journey by Elena Ferrante –– Numb de plume.

Killing the Rising Sun by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– MacArthur prize.
Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen –– Insufferable Boss.
The Kingdom of Speech
by Tom Wolfe –– Tongue lashing.
The Pigeon Tunnel
by John le Carré –– Pigeon stool.
In Trump We Trust
by Ann Coulter –– Donald: Duck!
The Terror Years by Lawrence Wright –– Jihad knocks.
Good Vibrations by Mike Love –– Love hate relationships.
Sixty by Ian Brown –– Rip old age.
Patient H.M. by Luke Dittrich –– H.M.Ass.
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo by Amy Schumer –– Tats and ass.


Powerhouse by James Andrew Miller –– Agents of shilled.
White Trash by Nancy Isenberg –– Inbred plumbing.
Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance –– Yahoo serious.
American Heiress by Jeffrey Toobin –– Batty Hearst.
Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette –– Pig Penn.
Bobby Kennedy: The Making of a Liberal Icon by Larry Tye –– Bobby flayed.
The War on Cops by Heather MacDonald –– Blew across blue shield.
The Invention of Russia by Arkady Ostrovsky –– Poo Putin head.
The Voyeur’s Hotel
by Gay Talese –– Peep holes.

Whistlestop by John Dickerson –– Won’t faze the nation.
The Making of Donald Trump
by David Cay Johnson –– Building violation.
Trump and Me
by Mark Singer –– Psycho friend network.
Trump Revealed
by Michael Kranish –– Himself to be a fraud.
Armageddon: How Trump Can Beat Hillary
by Dick Morris –– Morris less.
Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
by Dinesh D’Souza –– Down Hill all the way.
Crisis of Character: A White House Secret Service Officer Discloses His Firsthand Experience with Hillary, Bill, and How They Operate
by Gary J. Byrne –– Bile Clinton.
Wake Up America
by Eric Bolling –– Bolling for dullards.
Liars: How Progressives Exploit Our Fears for Power and Control
by Glenn Beck –– Beck and crawl.
How Everything Became War and the Military Became Everything
by Rosa Brooks –– Command uncontrol.


Seinfeldia by Jennifer Keisbin Armstrong –– Jerry on top.
Not Pretty Enough by Gerri Hershey –– Nor interesting.
Bush by Jean Edward Smith –– W., see?
A Book About Love by Jonah Lehrer –– Under amour.
Chaos Monkeys by Antonio García Martínez –– Silicon faily.
Bill O’Reilly’s Legends and Lies: The Patriots
by David Fisher –– Mostly the latter.
Every Little Step
by Bobby Brown –– Trippin’.
Tribe
by Sebastian Junger –– Tribe not to laugh.
Grunt
by Mary Roach –– Of the litter.
But What if We’re Wrong?
by Chuck Klosterman –– No ifs and/or buts.
House of Nails by Lenny Dykstra –– Nails biter.
Porcelain
by Moby –– Moby grate.
Then and Now
by Barbara Cook –– Cook in with gas.
The Gene
by Siddhartha Mukherjee –– The splice of life.
Hamilton: The Revolution by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jeremy McCarter –– Alexander degrade.
Grit by Angela Duckworth –– Your teeth.
Valiant Ambition by Nathaniel Philbrick –– George Washington craver.
The Rainbow Comes and Goes by Anderson Cooper and Gloria Vanderbilt –– Rot in prism.
Shoe Dog by Phil Knight –– Nike err.
Five Presidents
by Clint Hill –– Ex-POTUS facto.
The Romanovs by Simon Sebag Montefiore –– A Tsarry excuse.
32 Yolks
by Eric Ripert –– Egg knock.
Old Age
by Michael Kinsey –– Up the creaky.
The Sleep Revolution
by Arianna Huffington –– Snooze to me.
We Were Feminists Once
by Andi Zeisler –– Sheesh!
Ruthless: Scientology, My Son David Miscavige, and Me by Ron Miscavige –– Old mugger Hubbard.
American Huckster: How Chuck Blazer Got Rich From-and Sold Out-the Most Powerful Cabal in World Sports
by Mary Papenfuss & Teri Thompson –– Troll Blazer.
Game 7, 1986
by Ron Darling –– Metropolitans' opera.
The Caped Crusade
by Glen Weldon –– Bat to the bone.
Love, Loss, and What We Ate by Padma Lakshmi –– Really bites.
The Abundance by Annie Dillard –– Fill us, Dillard.
The Name of God Is Mercy by Pope Francis –– Mercy meh.
The Road to Little Dribbling by Bill Bryson –– Spittle by spittle.
Dark Money by Jane Mayer –– Billion dollar bane.
And Then All Hell Broke Loose: Two Decades in the Middle East by Richard Engel –– Engel biter.
Conviction: The Untold Story of Putting Jodi Arias Behind Bars by Juan Martinez –– Disaster Arias.
Originals: How Non-Conformists Move the World by Adam Grant –– Trite and trite again.
Leonard: My Fifty-Year Friendship with a Remarkable Man
by William Shatner –– Spock marked.
The Industries of the Future
by Alec Ross –– Patent lather.
The Industries of the Future by Alec Ross –– Patent lather.
Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again by Teresa Giudice –– Pokey mom.
Andy Warhol Was a Hoarder: Inside the Minds of History's Great Personalities
by Claudia Kalb –– VIPbrains.
United
by Corey Booker –– Talentless Booker.
The Only Game in Town: Central Banks, Instability, and Avoiding the Next Collapse
by Mohamed A. El-Erian –– Lend least.
A Mother’s Reckoning
by Sue Klebold –– Son of a gun.
In Other Words
by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Jhumpa cables.
United States of Jihad
by Peter Bergen –– Wholly war.
Sam Phillips: The Man Who Invented Rock 'n' Roll
by Peter Guralnick –– Sun downer.
When Breath Becomes Air
by Paul Kalanithi –– Expiration date.
Gratitude by Oliver Sacks –– Thankless.
Humans of New York: Stories by Brandon Stanton –– Gotham pity.
SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome
by Mary Beard –– Roman nos.
Dirty Blvd.: The Life and Music of Lou Reed by Aidan Levy –– Loo read.
Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again by Donald J. Trump –– Lame joke.
Boys in the Trees by Carly Simon –– Or monkeys?
Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates by Brian Kilmeade –– Marine doubt.
Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology by Leah Remini –– Cult-de-sac.
Binge by Tyler Oakley –– Sonuvabinge!
Lights Out by Ted Koppel –– Koppeldygook.
The Blue Touch Paper by David Hare –– Hare bawls.
And Yet…
by Christopher Hitchens –– Hitchens sink.
The Man With the Golden­ Typewriter
by Ian Fleming –– Bond paper.
My Life on the Road
by Gloria Steinem –– Traveling a broad.
The Bassoon King
by Rainn Wilson –– Rainn, Rainn, go away.
The Witches
by Stacy Schiff –– Salem's lot.
Petty
by Warren Zanes –– Petty farce.
Destiny and Power
by John Meacham –– GW bitch.
Killing a King
by Dan Ephron –– Rabin lunatic.
Almost Interesting
by David Spade –– David spayed.
Notorious RBG by Irin Carmon & Shana Knizhnik –– Ruth Badder Ginzburg.
M Train
by Patti Smith –– Patti hurts.
Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink by Elvis Costello –– Elvis depressley.
A More Perfect Union by Ben Carson M.D. –– Kitsch Carson.
The Outsider by Frederick Forsyth –– And stay out!
A Common Struggle by Patrick J. Kennedy –– Teddy boy.
The Courage to Act by Ben Bernanke –– Fed ex.
Saving Capitalism by Robert B. Reich –– Rescue dog.
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things by Jenny Lawson –– Merry, merry, quite contrary.
In This Together by Ann Romney –– Mid-Romney.
The Art of Memoir by Mary Karr –– I remember drama.
In Deep South by Paul Theroux –– And shit.
But Enough About Me by Burt Reynolds –– Burt and earnest.
Dear Mr. You by Mary-Louise Parker –– Mary-Louise, pour-quoi?
The Wind in the Reeds by Wendell Pierce –– The Wire transfer.
Wildflower by Drew Barrymore –– Don’t pick it.
Exceptional
by Dick Cheney & Liz Cheney –– Liz toiler & Dick burden.
Once in a Great City by David Maraniss –– Nothin' Detroit.
Vigilance by Ray Kelly –– Kelly blew book.
Never Enough: Donald Trump and the Pursuit of Success by Michael D’Antonio –– Enough already!

Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling –– 240 bound reasons.
Killing Reagan by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Duggard –– Ron down.
How’s Your Faith
by David Gregory –– Dick Gregory.
Time to Get Tough: Make America Great Again!
by Donald J. Trump –– Trump stake.
Reckless
by Chrissie Hynde –– Pretender trap.
It IS About Islam: Exposing the Truth About ISIS, Al Qaeda, Iran, and the Caliphate
by Glenn Beck –– Beck and crawl.
Adios America
by Ann Coulter –– Hell and farewell.
Plunder and Deceit
by Mark R. Levin –– His CV.
You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)
by Felicia Day –– Web feat.