MUSIC II

A Seat at the Table / Solange Knowles –– Gassy Knowles.
22, a Million / Bon Iver –– Iver headache.
Illuminate / Shawn Mendes –– In the dark.
The Serenity of Suffering / Korn –– I was calm listening to this.
Chapter and Verse / Bruce Springsteen –– Bruce clues.
Encore: Movie Partners Sing Broadway / Barbra Streisand –– Out of the mouth of Babs.
Skeleton Tree / Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds –– Cave in.
Glory / Britney Spears –– Spears chuckler.
Dig Your Roots / Florida Georgia Line –– Hoe down.
Blonde / Frank Ocean –– Asspit in the Ocean.

The Definition Of… / Fantasia –– Feelin’ the blank.
American Love / Jake Owen –– Not this one.
Major Key / DJ Khaled –– Khaled greens.
Farm Tour…Here’s to the Farmer / Luke Bryan –– Detractor pull.
Everybody Looking / Gucci Mane –– Nobody listening.
California / Blink-182 –– California reaming.
Tangled Up / Thomas Rhett –– And blew.
Coloring Book / Chance the Rapper –– Flat Chance.
The Getaway / Red Hot Chili Peppers –– Get away!
Last Year Was Complicated / Nick Jonas –– Jonas and the wail.
Hard Love / Needtobreathe –– Save your breath.
Stranger to Stranger / Paul Simon –– Gnarly Simon.
If I’m Honest / Blake Shelton –– Trite and true.
Hero / Maren Morris –– Baloney Hero.
Seal the Deal & Let’s Boogie / Volbeat –– Boogie bored.
SremmLife 2 / Rae Sremmurd –– Sremm sleep.
Black / Dierks Bentley –– Black hole.
Unden!able / HellYeah –– GodNo.
I Still Do / Eric Clapton –– Slow band.
Chaos and the Calm / James Bay –– Bay of picks.
Strange Little Birds / Garbage –– Should've been self-titled.
A Moon Shaped Pool / Radiohead –– Luna tunes.
Ripcord / Keith Urban –– Jump!
You Should Be Here / Cole Swindell –– If you hate music.
Love You to Death / Tegan and Sara –– Twin piques.
Views / Drake –– Drake cakes.
Thank You / Meghan Trainor –– De nada.
Always Strive and Prosper / A$AP Ferg –– What a $ap.
Lemonade / Beyoncé –– Motherpucker.
Cleopatra / The Lumineers –– Cleo lame.
Gore / Deftones –– Bloody awful.
The Life of Pablo / Kanye West –– Pablo pick asshole.
Mind of Mine / Zayn –– Zayny.
At Night, Alone. / Mike Posner –– Can hear why.
Divers / Joanna Newsom –– Dumpster Divers.
Immortalized / Disturbed –– Set in stoned.
Untitled Unmastered / Lamar Kendrick –– Unlistenable.
Call It What It Is / Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals –– Harper's bizarre.
ColleGrove / 2 Chainz –– LinkDin.
This Unruly Mess I’ve Made / Macklemore & Ryan Lewis –– Untidy whities.
This Is What the Truth Feels Like / Gwen Stefani –– It hurts…my ears.

The Heart Speaks in Whispers / Corinne Bailey Rae –– Hoarse play.
Dangerous Woman / Ariana Grande –– Grande illusion.
For All Kings / Anthrax –– Bacilli gooses.
The Art of Hustle / Yo Gotti –– Dope rhymes.
You and I / Jeff Buckley –– Timid Buckley.
Dig In Deep / Bonnie Raitt –– Third-Raitt.
Good Grief / Lucius –– Need I say mourn?
Arranging Time / Peter Yorn –– A yorner.
Fired Up / Randy Houser –– Hoser.
Hamilton: An American Musical / Original Cast Recording –– Revolutionary Warbling.

Down to My Last Bad Habit / Vince Gill –– Making records.
EVOL / Future –– EVOL dead.
ANTI / Rihanna –– I am.
Dystopia / Megadeth –– Ewwtopia.
Death of a Bachelor / Panic! at the Disco –– Singlecide band.
Royalty / Chris Brown –– Prince of wails.
Handwritten / Sean Mendez –– Dully noted.
This Is Acting / Sia –– Sia later.
Blackstar / David Bowie –– Star blight.
Wildfire / Rachel Platten –– Platten puss.
A Head Full of Dreams / Coldplay –– Empty Dreams.
Prima Donna / Rufus Wainwright –– Doofus Wainwright.
From the Cradle to the Grave / Squeeze –– Squeeze play.
Untamed / Cam –– Cam shaft.
When It's Dark Out –– G-Eazy –– Ch-eazy.
Buffet / R. Kelley –– Chafing. Ditch.
Wake Up! / Pope Francis –– Vatican ditty.
25 / Adele –– Addled.
Purpose / Justin Bieber –– Too little Purpose.
Made in the A.M. / One Direction –– Morning dump.
Storyteller / Carrie Underwood –– aka Liar.
The Incredible True Story / Logic –– No-account.
Church in These Streets / Jeezy –– Jeezy bites.
Mr. Misunderstood / Eric Church –– So did Ms.
I’m Comin’ Over / Chris Young -– We ain’t home.
Beauty Behind the Madness / The Weekend –– Weekend wearier.
Know-It-All / Alessia Cara –– Smarty pans.
Traveller / Chris Stapleton –– Rambles on.
Delirium / Ellie Goulding –– Goulding goose.
Tangle Up / Thomas Rhett –– In blew.
Confident / Demi Lovato –– Why?
Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats / Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats –– Damp with faint praise.
Revival / Selena Gomez –– Resuckitation.
What Dreams Are Made Of / R.City –– Sleep of faith.
The Documentary 2 / The Game –– Game on…something.
Thirty One / Jana Kramer –– Kramer worse as Kramer.
Cass County / Don Henley –– Who Cass?
Fetty Wap / Fetty Wap –– Fetid wimp.
Cold Beer Conversation / George Strait –– Strait to Hell.
Honeymoon / Lana Del Rey –– Honeymoon in vagueness.
Dodge and Burn / The Dead Weather –– Get out of Dodge.
35 mph Town / Toby Keith –– Low gear.
What A Time To Be Alive / Drake & Future –– Days of aww.
Tangles Up / Thomas Rhett –– Rhett sux.
Brave New World / Amanda Cook –– Dis dopier.
Unbreakable / Janet Jackson –– Jackson hole.
Beauty Behind the Madness / The Weeknd –– The weakstrt.
Badlands / Halsey –– Arid.
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz / Miley Cyrus –– This killed them.
Crosseyed Heart / Keith Richards –– It’s drunk.
Emotion / Carly Rae Jepson –– Emotion sickness.
Compton / Dr. Dre –– Dre as a bone.
Kill the Lights / Luke Bryan –– And the MP3 player.
This Is Not a Test / TobyMac –– But you still fail.
Woman / Jill Scott –– Dread Scott.
DS2 / Future –– Future schlock.
VII: Sturm und Drang / Lamb of God –– Agonies dei.
Not an Apology / Bea Miller –– OK, but we’re waiting.
Black Rose / Tyrese –– Hoot Gibson.
Angels and Alcohol / Alan Jackson –– Alcohol, then angels.
Wilder Mind / Mumford & Sons –– Milder whined.
Before This World / James Taylor –– Taylor's whiffed.
Coming Home / Leon Bridges –– Cloyed Bridges.
Pageant Material / Kacey Musgraves –– A real 'beaut.'
The Original High / Adam Lambert –– Nail polish. Lots and lots of nail polish.
Duets: Re-Working the Catalogue / Van Morrison –– Vocal derangements.
How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful / Florence + the Machine –– Ebb + Flo.
AT.LONG.LAST.A$AP / A$AP Rocky –– A sap.
Drones / Muse –– Yes, it does.
Blurryface / twenty one pilots –– Unrecognizable.
No Pier Pressure / Brian Wilson –– Quay pasa?
Sol Invictus / Faith No More –– Sol about the bass.
Empires / Hillsong UNITED –– Empires chicken.
Out of the Wasteland / Lifehouse –– Just desert.
Pitch Perfect 2 / Soundtrack –– Sinker Pitch.
Fifty Shades of Grey / Soundtrack –– Kink of pop.
Furious 7 / Soundtrack –– Screeching. Tires.
Stages / Josh Groban –– Music kill theatre.
Jekyll + Hyde / Zac Brown –– Dickishly split.
Special Effects / Tech N9ne –– N9ne wan wan.
Listen / David Guetta –– Guetta life!
Sound & Color / Alabama Shakes –– No great Shakes.
Talking is Hard / Walk the Moon –– Listening is harder.
To Pimp a Butterfly / Kendrick Lamar –– Lamar's rover.
The Waterfall / My Morning Jacket –– Gush darn.
Second Hand Heart / Dwight Yoakam –– Poopy Yoakam.
Rebel Heart / Madonna –– Arrhythmic.
Fan of a Fan: The Album / Chris Brown & Tyga –– Tyga poor.
Piece By Piece / Kelly Clarkson –– Chunky.
First Kiss / Kid Rock –– Boom and bussed.

Dark Sky Paradise / Big Sean –– Sean lemon.
Of Beauty and Rage / Red –– Beat Red.
Just Kids / Mat Kearney –– I hope he’s kidding.
Non-Fiction / Ne-Yo –– The knackered truth.
If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late / Drake –– If you’re listening it's hopeless.
Smoke + Mirrors / Imagine Dragons –– Bland illusion.
American Beauty/American Psycho / Fall Out Boy –– Thin, schizzy.
B4.Da.$$ / Joey Badass –– Badass you expect it to be.
Title / Meghan Trainor –– All about that waste.
Vulnicura / Björk –– Barney rubble.

Sweet Talker / Jessie J –– Sour singer.
Man Against Machine / Garth Brooks –– The multitrack recorder.
SremmLife / Rae Sremmurd –– Sremmix it.
Reclassified / Iggy Azalea –– As ‘noise.’
Globalization / Pitbull –– Muzzle tov.
For You / Selena Gomez –– Thanks, but no thanks.
Montevallo / Sam Hunt –– Hell ’n’ Hunt.
Four / One Direction –– On the floor.
Hozier / Hozier –– Hoser.
The Pinkprint / Nicki Minaj –– She made it sitting on the jewel case.
Black Messiah / D’Angelo –– Irredeemable.
Sucker / Charli XCX –– She’s talkin’ to you.
Lost on the River: The New Basement Tapes / The New Basement Tapes –– Dylan it back.
Nick Jonas / Nick Jonas –– Dour Jonas.
Shmurda She Wrote / Bobby Shmurda –– Shmurda on the ears.
Melody Road / Neil Diamond –– Diamond in the rough.
Storytone / Neil Young –– Mighty D’oh! Young.
It’s the Girls! / Bette Midler –– And they really sag.
Nostalgia / Annie Lennox –– For when I mattered.
Paperwork / T.I. –– Drudgery.
Painkiller / Little Big Town –– Anodyne to hear this?
Under Pressure / Logic –– In the bladder.
Sings the Great Diva Classics / Aretha Franklin –– Bent Franklin.
Hope / Susan Boyle –– She took her meds.
Ride Out / Bob Seger –– Peed Seger.
The Gray Chapter / Slipknot –– Knot half bad.
Sonic Highways / Foo Fighters –– Foo’s ball.
1989 / Taylor Swift –– Natal-gazing.
Old Boots, New Dirt / Jason Aldean –– Soiled rotten.
Anything Goes / Florida Georgia Line –– Even this crap?
Plectrumelectrum / Prince & 3RDEYEGIRL –– Inspectumarectum.
Art Official Age / Prince –– Too old for this.
Cheek to Cheek / Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga –– Just duet.
Popular Problems / Leonard Cohen –– Cohenundrums.
Partners / Barbra Streisand –– Partners a crime.
Songs of Innocence / U2 –– Blakean bad.
Souled Out / Jhené Aiko –– Jhené suck quoi?
Goddess / Banks –– Doo-wah diety.
Sundown Heaven Town / Tim McGraw –– Quick Snore McGraw.
lullaby and ... The Ceaseless Roar / Robert Plant –– Potted Plant.
V / Maroon 5 –– V: D.
Somewhere Under Wonderland / Counting Crows –– Crows misconduct.
Smokey & Friends / Smokey Robinson –– Smokey mountings.
Moonshine in the Trunk / Brad Paisley –– Like a hooch enema.
Anomaly / Lecrae –– I have no explanation for it.
Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol. 1 / Various –– Some sung Galaxy.
Space Invader / Ace Frehley –– Ace off base.
Nashville Outlaws: A Tribute to Mötley Crüe / Various –– Mötley fool.
Blacc Hollywood / Wiz Khalifa –– It takes a Wiz.
My Everything / Ariana Grande –– Isn’t enough.

 

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They Want My Soul / Spoon –– The Loathin’ Spoonful.
1000HP / Godsmack –– Hoarse power.
5 Seconds of Summer / 5 Seconds of Summer –– Hot flash.
The Breeze – An Appreciation of JJ Cale / Eric Clapton & Friends –– Shoot The Breeze.
Hypnotic Eye / Tom Petty –– Socket to me!
Mandatory Fun / Weird Al Yankovic –– Spoof of purchase.
Yes! / Jason Mraz –– No!
The Black Market / Rise Against –– A dirty deal.
Trigga / Trey Songz –– Trigga? Finger.
X / Ed Sheeran –– Sheeran idiocy.
Strange Desire / Bleachers –– Stands down.
World Peace Is None of Your Business / Morrissey –– And songwriting is none of yours.
1000 Forms of Fear / Sia –– Including crapophobia.
Ultraviolence / Lana Del Rey –– Lana churner.
In the Lonely Hour / Sam Smith –– Snuffly Smith.
The Hunting Party / Linkin Park –– Stalk is cheap.
Band of Brothers / Willie Nelson –– Half Nelson.
A.K.A. / Jennifer Lopez –– Aliass.
Lazaretto / Jack White –– White elephant.
Stockholm / Chrissie Hynde –– Hynde site.
Platinum / Miranda Lambert –– Platinum bland.
Ghost Stories / Coldplay –– A boo boo.
Just As I Am / Brantley Gilbert –– Gilbert grate.
Behind the Light / Phillip Phillips –– Phil’s the void.
And Then You Shoot Your Cousins / Roots –– Square Roots.
Turn Blue / The Black Keys –– Hold your breath till they stop playing.
Xscape / Michael Jackson –– Jax in hole.
Rewind / Rascal Flatts –– And eject.
Blue Smoke / Dolly Parton –– Parton shot.
Unrepentant Geraldines / Tori Amos –– Amos and angsty.
Shine On / Sarah McLachlan –– Lilithputian.
Storyline / Hunter Hayes –– Purple Hayes.
Corazon / Santana –– Heart of hearing.
Sheezus / Lily Allen –– Lilygagger.
The New Classic / Iggy Azalea –– Iggy plop.
Natalie Merchant / Natalie Merchant –– Merchant bunk.
Shakira / Shakira –– Nightly.
Out Among the Stars / Johnny Cash –– Cash strapped.
Recess / Skrillex –– Recess monkey.
River Bank / Brad Paisley –– Sludgy.
SoMo / SoMo – Slomo.
Supermodel / Foster the People –– Painfully thin.
Everlasting / Martina McBride –– Endless loathe.
Welcome to the New / MercyMe –– Christian jingle.
Catacombs of the Black Vatican / Black Label Society –– Johnnie Walker's favorite band.
Spring Break…Like We Ain’t Ever / Luke Bryan –– Picked up a geetar.
Mastermind / Rick Ross –– Ross sewage.
Lift Your Spirit / Aloe Blacc –– Laccluster.
Rise of An Empire / Young Money –– Empire of the scum.
Love in the Future / John Legend –– Career in the past.
G I R L / Pharrell Williams –– Bad G I R L.
Stereolithic / 311 –– Stoned age.
Slow Me Down / Sara Evans –– She can get slower?
The Outsiders / Eric Church –– Church’s chicken.
Love, Marriage & Divorce / Toni Braxton & Babyface –– Split matches.
Morning Phase / Beck –– Awake and sink!
Oxymoron / ScHoolboy Q –– Oxy moron.
Cole Swindell / Cole Swindell –– I feel Swindelled.
Is There Anybody Out There? / A Great Big World –– Not listening to this.
Helios / The Fray –– Sun Rot.
High Hopes / Bruce Springsteen –– Dashed.
AM /Arctic Monkeys –– Morning sickness.
Yours Truly / Ariana Grande –– Grande vanilla hotte.
Frozen / Various –– In its tracks.
Loved Me Back to Life / Celine Dion –– Better off dead.
Because the Internet / Childish Gambino –– Has destroyed our taste.
Beyoncé / Beyoncé –– Gotta Bey kidding.
Blame It All on My Roots / Garth Brooks –– I tried dyin’ ‘em.
Black Panties / R. Kelly –– Laze Panties.
Feels Like Carolina / Parmalee –– The Carolina of Strom Thurmond.
Britney Jean / Britney Spears –– Brit knees peers.
Believe / Justin Bieber –– Jiebers Biebers!
Common Courtesy / A Day To Remember –– Well, excuuuse me!
Bad Blood / Bastille –– Irony poor Blood.
All the Little Lights / Passenger –– Unilluminating.
Global Warming: Meltdown / Pitbull –– Facile fuel.
Midnight Memories / One Direction –– Midnight runt.
Baptized / Daughtry –– Dippy.
The Wrong Side of Heaven and the Righteous Side of Hell: Volume 2 / Five Finger Death Punch –– Idgit ratio.

Christmas Albums 2013

Wrapped in Red / Kelly Clarkson –– Bum Wrapped.
Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas / The Robertsons –– Fowl-la-la-la-la.
A Mary Christmas / Marty J. Blige –– Much o’Blige.
Home for Christmas / Susan Boyle –– The rest home.
The King’s Gift / Trace Adkins –– A Trace of irony.
Christmas Songs / Bad Religion –– Pop pious.
Merry Christmas to You / Jonathan Butler –– Airs guitar.
Hellish Renditions of Christmas Classics / Death Metal Christmas –– Arggh the herald angels sing.
Snow Globe / Erasure –– Something’s missing.
Christmas Soli / John Fahey –– Don't duet!
Christmas Is Here / Brandon Heath –– Heath cliff.
Christmas, With Love / Leona Lewis –– Ewwy Lewis.
Quality Street: A Seasonal Selection for All the Family / Nick Lowe –– T'aint Nick.
Christmas Card / Marvin Sapp –– Sappy.
Tim Warfield’s Jazzy Christmas / Tim Warfield –– Tiny Tim.
Christmas in My Heart / Gretchen Wilson –– Gretched Wilson.

ARTPOP / Lady Gaga –– Gaga din.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 / Eminem –– Mathers not.
Loved Me Back to Life / Celine Dion –– Dion sunders.
Reflektor / Arcade Fire –– Reflekts badly on them.
Prism / Katy Perry –– Prism break.
NEW / Paul McCartney –– NU?
Lightning Bolt / Pearl Jam –– Deaf Jam.
Make a Move / Gavin DeGraw –– DeGraw waste.
Closer to the Truth / Cher –– And the grave.
The Diving Board / Elton John –– Belly flop.
Bangerz / Miley Cyrus –– And mash.
Let’s Be Still / The Head and the Heart –– Very, very still.
Nothing Was the Same / Drake –– But it sounded that way.
From Here to Now to You / Jack Johnson –– Johnson and wails.
Days Are Gone / HAIM –– HAIM low.
Redneck Crazy / Tyler Farr –– A Farr cry.
Pure Heroine / Lorde –– Lorde, have mercy!
Crash My Party / Luke Bryan –– Pooper scooper.
Mechanical Bull / Kings of Leon –– Tossed off.
The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight, the Harder I Fight, the More I Love You / Neko Case ––Well, things can’t get any worse.
Trouble Will Find Me / The National –– Trouble won’t even bother.
Blurred Lines / Robin Thicke –– Smear cat.
The Civil Wars / The Civil Wars –– Suck session.
Bring You Back / Brett Eldredge –– From the dud.
3.0 / Marc Anthony –– Mock Anthony.
Crash My Party / Luke Bryan –– A crashing bore.
Hyde Park Live / The Rolling Stones –– Stinks and Stones.
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros / Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros –– Unattractive zeros.
Paradise Valley / John Mayer –– Death Valley.
2012 Christmas Albums
Stars Dance / Selena Gomez –– To lousy music.
The Blessed Unrest / Sara Bereilles –– Under Unrest.
Surfers Paradise / Cody Simpson –– Tubular balls.
Trials & Tribulations / Ace Hood –– Hood wanked.
Magna Carta Holy Grail / Jay-Z –– Cro-Magnon Carter.
Born Sinner / J. Cole –– A lump of Cole.
The Gifted / Wale –– Wail.
Night Visions / Imagine Dragons –– Nocturnal omissions.
Here’s To The Good Times / Florida Georgia Line –– Bottom of the cracker barrel.
Yeezus / Kanye West –– Mary and Yoseff!
The Heist / Macklemore & Ryan Lewis –– A ripoff.
Grinning Streak / Barenaked Ladies –– Smile high club.
True Believers / Darius Rucker –– Long haul Rucker.
…Like Clockwork / Queens of the Stone Age –– Tick-toxic.
13/ Black Sabbath –– Queens of the Stone Age.
Super Collider / Megadeth –– Can’t get out of its own way.
Spitfire / LeAnn Rimes –– LeAnn over. Backwards.
Sleeping With Sirens / Feel –– Feel bad.
Music From Baz Luhrmann's Film: The Great Gatsby / Various –– Largemouth Baz.
Love is Everything / George Strait –– Strait and narrow.
How Mercy Looks from Here / Amy Grant –– Like this on pause.
Annie Up / Pistol Annies –– Annie hell.
Demi / Demi Lovato –– Demi less.
Time / Rod Stewart –– To retire.
Modern Vampires of the City / Vampire Weekend –– Suckathon.
Golden / Lady Antebellum –– Vocal yokels.
Mother / Natalie Maines –– Maines drag.
A / Agnetha Faltskog –– ABBA-dabba doo.
To Be Loved / Michael Bublé –– Boob play.
Oceania / Smashing Pumpkins –– Corgan transplant.
Side Effects of You / Fantasia –– Dizziness, impotence, pain when urinating.
Random Access Memories / Daft Punk –– RAM it.
Me, You & the Music / Jessica Sanchez –– Three strikes.
Ready to Die / Iggy and the Stooges –– Iggy thump.
Authentic / LL Cool J –– Really?!
Life on a Rock / Kenny Chesney –– Belongs under it.
The Terror / The Flaming Lips –– Lips’ gloss.
Save Rock and Roll / Fall Out Boy –– Save $9.99.
Wheelhouse / Brad Paisley –– Country bupkiss.
Paramore / Paramore –– Paraless.
Based on a True Story / Blake Shelton –– Horseshit.
I’m Not a Human Being II / Lil Wayne –– Wayne dire.
Girl Who Got Away / Dido –– Dodo.
All That for This / Crystal Bowersox –– For this?!
Native / OneRepublic –– Drop the t.
Same Trailer Different Park / Kacey Musgraves –– Trailer trash.
Like a Rose / Ashley Monroe –– Prickly.
What About Now / Bon Jovi –– Now what?
It Happens All the Time / Megan Hilty –– People hear this and puke.
Old Sock / Eric Clapton –– Smelly, too.
The 20/20 Experience / Justin Timberlake –– Unfocused.
People Hell & Angels / Jimi Hendrix –– Cold cuts.
The Next Day / David Bowie –– Bowie naif.
Long.Live.A$AP / A$AP Rocky –– A sap.
Les Misérables: Highlights from the Motion Picture Soundtrack / Various –– Crowe bars.
Unorthodox Jukebox / Bruno Mars –– It only plays this crap.
Girl on Fire / Alicia Keys –– Hottie har har.
Unapologetic / Rihanna –– She’s still sorry.
GRRR! / Rolling Stones –– GRRRuel!
Rebel Soul / Kid Rock –– Rebel yellow.
Global Warming / Pitbull –– Greenhouse gas hole.
King Animal / Soundgarden –– Grunge match.
Monster / Kiss –– Of death.
iDos! / Green Day –– iDon’ts!
Lotus / Christine Aguilera –– Loutish.
The World From the Side of the Moon / Phillip Phillips –– Dizzy Phillips.
R.E.D. / Ne-Yo –– Conservative.

Born to Sing: No Plan B / Van Morrison –– A Van, a plan, banal.
Unbroken / Demi Lovato –– Do fix it.
Glad Rag Doll / Diana Krall –– Krall in from the wreckage.
Night Train / Jason Aldean –– I prefer Thunderbird.
The Truth About Love / P!ink –– It and this st!nks.
Music From Another Dimension / Aerosmith –– The height of idiocy.
Morning Parade / Morning Parade –– To the bathroom.
Red / Tayor Swift –– Tame Swift.
Away From the World / Dave Matthews Band –– But not far enough.
North / Matchbox Twenty –– Strike that.

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