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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84a
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Justice League –– Minor League.
Mudbound –– Mire lemon.
Wonder –– Deformation of character.
Roman J. Israel, Esq –– Tries your patience.
The Star –– Manger look!
A Fantastic Woman –– Not quite.
Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond - Featuring a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton –– Mad on the Moon.
Sweet Virginia
–– Virginia slimes.
Genesis: Paradise Lost –– Don’t get me started.
The Breadwinner –– Doughy.
Cook Off! –– Fook off!
On the Beach at Night Alone –– Sand crab.
Rebels on Pointe –– Pointeless.
Almost Friends –– Pals in comparison.
Revolt –– It does.
Porto –– Potty.
Mr. Roosevelt –– Tatty Roosevelt.
Destined –– To fail.
Big Sonia –– Rid Sonia.
Angelica –– Spectrescope.
Holy Air –– Wholly err.
Attack of the Killer Donuts –– Holey terrors.
Verna –– Leastly.
Song of Granite –– Puts on airs.
A Better Man –– Makes a better film.
A Dying King –– Shah enough.
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TELEVISION

S.W.A.T. (CBS) –– Bomb squad.
Flint (Lifetime) –– Leaden.
Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes on Television (YouTube Red) –– Rend-a-Cop.
The Rundown With Robin Thede (BET) –– Rundown.
Mindhunter (Netflix) –– Lost it.
1922 (Netflix) –– Twenties’ questions.
At Home With Amy Sedaris (Tru TV) –– Homey the clown.
Annihilation (Netflix) –– Pattonly absurd.
Loudermilk (Audience) –– Lack d’oh intolerant.
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THEATRE

The Band Visit –– Group sects.
Junk
–– Bond villain.
M. Butterfly
–– Butterfly shrimp.
Bruce Springsteen on Broadway
–– 8th Avenue freeze-out.
Time and the Conways
–– Like Tim and the Conways.
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MUSIC

Reputation / Taylor Swift –– Odd Rep.
The Thrill of It All / Sam Smith –– Thrill sicker.
Red Pill Blues / Maroon 5 –– Popping off.
Texoma Shore / Blake Shelton –– Blake asswards.
Unapologetically / Kelsea Ballerini –– Sorry wrong numbers.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Uncommon Type by Tom Hanks –– Whiteout.
Origin by Dan Brown –– Of the specious.
Fairytale by Danielle Steele –– Cinderella liberties.
Heather, the Totality by Matthew Weiner –– Heather and yarn.
The Rooster Bar by John Grisham –– Cock blocked.

Nonfiction

Promise Me, Dad by Joe Biden –– Beau bridges.
We Were Eight Years in Power by Ta-Nihisi Coates –– Reign Coates.
The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump edited by Bandy X. Lee –– Head of state.
Code Girls by Liza Mundy –– Tales from the crypto.
Andrew Jackson and the Miracle of New Orleans by Brian Kilmeade and Don Yeager –– N.O.-brainer.
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TRUMP TWEETS ALT-AMERICAN HISTORY

Our President shares his vast and unique knowledge of our Nation’s proud alternative heritage in a series of truly twisted tweets. Buy this brand-new book and get schooled in 500 years of U.S. History, 140 characters at a time. Coming soon! Read the Tweets

 


Headbangers: JUDGE ROY PEEN

Roy Moore Is Fundraising Off Report He Pursued Relationships With Teens
–– Through Roys for Tots.
Why New Zealand wants to be predator-free
–– Same reason as Hollywood. Headbangers 11/11/17

 


Inxart: JUSTICE LEAK OF AMERICA

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Roy Moore Accusations, Tax Cut for Rich, Siccing Sessions, Trump on Putin's Leash, AT&T/Time-Warner Merger, and NSA Security Breach at inxart 11/15/17.

 


KRISTY THE CLOWN II

His run as New Jersey's favorite fool ended with the defeat of his Lieut. Gov. Kim Guadagno in Tuesday's election, but let's salute the Garden State's Mr. Warmth with the second installment of the most perverse kiddie show since Peewee's Playhouse: Kristy the Clown

 


What Not: HARDY HORROR

It's once again that season when we don't know whether to laugh or scream. Come to think of it, that's how we've felt for the entire past year. Either way, we've set E. Basil St. Blaise to reviewing some ghastly Halloween favorites as an entire nation succumbs to hysteria. What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: SIEG HIGH

This newest Gertrude strip appears in the latest issue of The American Bystander and is written by gag cartoon legend Sam Gross of New Yorker (and legless frog) fame and illustrated by Gert's original papa, Tom Hachtman. Gertrude's Follies

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.