U.S.A

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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) –– Fercocktsure.
The Foreigner –– Chary Chan.
Marshall –– Thurgood-for-nothing.
Goodbye Christopher Robin –– Winnin’ the poo.
Happy Death Day –– Grindhouse Day.
Gnome Alone –– Gnome mas!
Breathe –– Expiration date.
Professor Marston & the Wonder Women –– AC/DC.
Tom of Finland –– Gloss Finnish.
78/52: Hitchcock’s Shower Scene –– Psycho killer.
American Satan –– Special deviltry.
Human Flow –– aka Piss.
The Secret Scripture –– Chapter and worse.
The Departure –– Leave it be.
Alex & Eve
–– Terrible twos.
Deliver Us –– Send packing.
Sylvio –– Monkey suited.
Monogamish –– The Choice of Sex.
The Lost Tree –- Limbp.
Haze –– Purple Haze.
M.F.A. –– Assault shaker.
Wasted! The Story of Food Waste –– Scrap.
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TELEVISION

The Mayor (ABC) –– May not.
Dynasty (CW) –– Generation crap.
Ten Days in the Valley (ABC) –– Valley gull.
Wisdom of the Crowd (CBS) –– Crowd sauced.
Me, Myself and I (CBS) –– Thrice and beans.
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World (ABC) –– Kevin help us?
9JKL (CBS) –– Amen, oh, pee.
The Gifted (FOX) –– X-patsies.
The Soundtrack of Our Lives (Apple) –– Clive bait.
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THEATRE

Time and the Conways –– Like Tim and the Conways.
Prince of Broadway
–– Hal and farewell.
The Terms of My Surrender
–– Need I say Moore?
Marvin's Room ––
Patient zero.
1984
–– Norwell.
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MUSIC

Wonderful Wonderful / the Killers –– Killer on the ludes.
reputation / Taylor Swift –– Odd rep.
Life Changes / Thomas Rhett –– Rhett bungler.
Luv is Rage 2 / Lil Uzi Vert –– Per Vert.
Meaning of Life / Kelly Clarkson –– Kelly’s zeroes.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Sleeping Beauties / Stephen King & Owen King –– Knockouts.
The Golden House
by Salman Rushdie –– Muck mansion.
Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate –– Our by our.
The Burning Girl by Claire Messud –– Bushfire.
The Lying Game by Ruth Ware –– No Ware.

Nonfiction

Unbelievable: My Front-Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History
by Katy Tur –– Tur duckin’.
Bernie Sanders Guide to Political Revolution by Bernie Sanders –– Alter kocker.
Hail to the Chin by Bruce Campbell –– Piece of Ash.
Life 3.0 by Max Tegmark –– Rushin' evolution.
Why Buddhism is True by Robert Wright –– Yeah, Wright!
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TRUMP TWEETS ALT-AMERICAN HISTORY

Our President shares his vast and unique knowledge of our Nation’s proud alternative heritage in a series of truly twisted tweets. Buy this brand-new book and get schooled in 500 years of U.S. History, 140 characters at a time. From Bad Hombres to some Very FIne People. Coming Soon!

 


Headbangers: PRESIDENT WHINESTEIN

Donald Trump “Not At All Surprised” About Harvey Weinstein Sexual Assault Allegations
–– “It's the one thing we could agree on.”
Obesity among all US adults reaches all-time high
–– Especially in heads. Headbangers 10/13/17

 


Inxart: GOING OFF HARVE-COCKED

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Weinstein's Expulsion, WWE President, NRA Symbol of Gun Death, Pruitt Skunks EPA, California Wildfires, and NFL Takes a Knee at inxart 10/11/17.

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.