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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Logan Lucky –– Cleverly hillbillies.
The Hitman’s Bodyguard –– Protection racket.
Shot Caller –– Chilly con corny.
Patti Cake$ –– All beefs Patti.
Lemon –– Sour gripes.
The Wound –– Initiation feeble.
Dave Made a Maze –– Get lost.
6 Days –– Not captivating.
Marjorie Prime –– Prime grates.
Gook –– Guck.
What Happened to Monday –– Grew week.
Crown Heights –– Ruling: pen.
California Typewriter –– Not my type.
The Ice Cream Truck –– Pop cycle.
Union Furnace –– Kiln time.
Sidemen: Long Road to Glory –– Back pack.
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TELEVISION

Get Shorty (Epix) –– Nomore Leonard.
The Guest Book (TBS) –– Makes your fresh scrawl.
The Lowe Files (A&E) –– Raw blowe.
Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later –– Breaks camp.
Atypical (Netflix) –– The low of averages.
The Opposition With Jordan Klepper (COM) –– Opposites detract.
Carpool Karaoke (Apple) –– Auto tuning.
What Would Diplo Do? (Viceland) –– Diplo mutt.
The Sinner (USA) –– Saint elsewhere.
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THEATRE

The Terms of My Surrender –– Need I say Moore?
Marvin's Room ––
Patient zero.
1984
–– Norwell.
A Doll’s House, Part 2
–– Nickin' Nora.
Bandstand
–– Swing low.
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MUSIC

Rainbow / Kesha –– Blunder the Rainbow.
Nervous System
/ Julia Michaels –– Forlorn Michaels.
Lust for Life
/ Lana Del Rey –– Stink Rey.
Issa Album
/ 21 Savage –– Issa waste.
Grateful
/ DJ Khaled –– Dicks jockey.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Seven Stones to Stand or Fall by Diana Gabaldon –– Stones broke.
Two Nights
by Kathy Reichs –– Dead to Reichs.
Kiss Carlo
by Adriana Trigiani –– Bussed a move.
Secrets of the Tulip Sisters by Susan Mallery –– Stub toe through the Tulips.
House of Spies by Daniel Silva –– The Silva surveil.

Nonfiction

What Happened by Hillary Clinton –– Campaign spritzer.
Dangerous by Milo Yiannopolus –– Milo Minderblinder.
Conscience of a Conservative by Jeff Flake –– Snowed Flake.
Understanding Trump by Newt Gingrich –– Fug Newton.
Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body by Roxane Gay –– Crave digging.
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Headbangers: TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SCUM

Bannon or no Bannon, Trump will be Trump
–– Let Trump beat Trump.
'#WAR': Breitbart set to take on Trump White House after Bannon ouster
–– Battle of the Bastards. Headbangers 08/18/17

 


Inxart: THE BOOBY HATCHED

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Trump Hatches Hate, Dems & GOP Visions, Fire & Fury, South Won't Rise, Pigpen Bannon, India v. Pakistan, Dog Whistle Politics and Neo-Nazis at inxart 08/16/17.

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.


 


U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.