U.S.A

Thrill to the hidden history of the potent POTUSes and their sidekicks who serve and protect: U.S.A. 02.

GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA


Get Out –– Black bolt.
Collide –– Vehicular man’s laughter.
Rock Dog –– Hot licks.
The Girl With All the Gifts –– There's a fungus humongous.
My Life as a Zucchini –– Squash.
Bitter Harvest –– Reapugnant.
As You Are –– Teen vague.
Dyng Laughing –– Flip sweat.
Year By the Sea –– Cape clod.
Kiki –– D-.
Punching Henry –– Punch lean.
Offshore Incorporated –– Hell to shelter.
VooDoo –– Juju beans.
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TELEVISION

The History of Comedy (CNN) –– Yucky.
APB (FOX) –– All pointless.
24: Legacy (FOX) –– Another day, another dullard.
Santa Clarita Diet (Netflix) –– Lose lunch.
Powerless (NBC) –– Sidekick friends’ network.
Superior Donuts (CBS) –– Holed everything.
Training Day (CBS) –– Rookie mistake.
Detroit Steel (HIST) –– Slag off.
Rise (Viceland) –– And beans.
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THEATRE

Sunset Boulevard –– Desmond too-too.
Jitney
–– Crabs.
The Present
–– Imperfect.
In Transit
–– Travel logy.
Dear Evan Hansen
–– Evan forbid.
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MUSIC

La La Land / Various –– For the love of mic.
11 Short Stories of Pain & Glory
/ Dropkick Murphys –– Murphys' slaw.
4 Your Eyez Only
/ J. Cole –– Lump of Cole.
Blue & Lonesome
/ The Rolling Stones –– Out of the blues.
"Awaken, My Love!"
/ Childish Gambino –– Gambino crime family.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

4321 by Paul Auster –– 0.
The Sleepwalker
by Chris Bohjalian –– Wears night sweats.
The Dry
by Jane Harper –– Dry hump.
Moonglow
by Michael Chabon –– Chabonfire.
A Gentleman in Moscow
by Amor Towles –– Down for the Count.

Nonfiction

The Lost City of the Monkey God by Douglas Preston –– Ass fault jungle.
American Hookup: The New Culture of Sex on Campus by Lisa Wade –– Through the roofie.
Three Days in January: Dwight Eisenhower’s Final Mission by Bret Baier –– Why like Ike?
The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wolleben –– Tree bugger.
The Great Equalizer: How Main Street Capitalism Can Create an Economy for Everyone by David Smick –– Growth anatomy.
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TALK TO THE HAIR

Well, that happened… See what else L.K. Peterson got right in the scarily prescient Talk to the Hair, his hilarious Look Back at the First 100 Days of the Trump Presidency. The perfect gift to Make America Laugh Again. Order from Amazon.

 


Headbangers: PRESSER COOKER

‘I Inherited a Mess,’ Trump Says, Defending His Performance
–– Referring to own genome.
Is It Time to Call Trump Mentally Ill?
–– Is it June 16, 2015? Headbangers 02/17/17

 


Inxart: SHAKE YOUR PUTTI

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Trump White House Leaks, GOP Tethered to Gas Bag, Beijing Interferes in South China Sea, Trump Declares War on Media and Vladimir Putti at inxart 02/22/17.

 


What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many of these chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


What Now: THE INNER CIRCLE

Randy Jones has illustrated the program for the annual Inner Circle Show for more than 20 years. Here are some of his best covers for satirical revues that sent up the Giuliani, Bloomberg and DeBlasio administrations.
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U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.