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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Dunkirk –– Bombs a ways.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets –– Rotten in the stars.
Girls Trip –– Trip’s up.
Landline –– Land mine.
The Fencer –– Thrust buster.
Killing Ground –– Beasts around the bush.
First Kill –– Second leave.
Kuso –– There’s no exKuso.
The Gracefield Incident –– Meteor circus.
The Untamed –– Meatier shower.
The Midwife –– Doesn’t deliver.
The Girl Without Hands –– You don’t have to clap.
The Pulitzer at 100 –– Booby Prize.
The Black Prince –– Singh to sleep.
Amnesia –– Downed memory lane.
Midnight Return: The Story of Billy Hayes and Turkey –– Hayes now.
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TELEVISION

The Gong Show (ABC) –– Going, going, Gong.
Tales (BET) –– You lose.
The Mist (Spike) –– Puttin’ on the shpritz.
Snowfall (FX) –– Coke zero.
Gypsy (Netflix) –– Gypsy crab.
Putin Interviews (SHO) –– Rolling Stone.
Glow (Netflix) –– Worm.
71st Tony Awards (CBS) –– Waste of Spacey.
The Jim Jefferies Show (COM) –– Ozhole.
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THEATRE

Marvin's Room –– Patient zero.
1984
–– Norwell.
A Doll’s House, Part 2
–– Nickin' Nora.
Bandstand
–– Swing low.
Six Degrees of Separartion
–– 'Hoodwinked.
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MUSIC

Lust for Life / Lana Del Rey –– Stink Rey.
Issa Album
/ 21 Savage –– Issa waste.
Grateful
/ DJ Khaled –– Dicks jockey.
Evolve
/ Imagine Dragons –– Grow up!
Purple Rain
/ Prince and the Revolution –– Spinning in his grave.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Camino Isand by John Grisham –– Camino unreal.
Blackout
by Marc Elsberg –– Lighten up!
Dragon Teeth
by Michael Crichton –– Shit hits the fang.
Once and For All
by Sarah Dessen –– Final record.
16th Seduction
by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro –– Knock wooed.

Nonfiction

I Should Be Dead by Bob Beckel –– Heckle and Beckel.
Tears We Cannot Stop: A Sermon to White America
by Michael Eric Tyson –– Tyson chuckin’.
Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
by Al Franken –– Franken beans.
Are You Anybody?
by Jeffrey Tambor –– Mr. Tambor, ream man.
I Can’t Make This Up
by Kevin Hart –– Nope, you failed test.
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Headbangers: MINI THE MOOCHER

What Anthony Scaramucci tells us about Donald Trump's White House
–– It can always get worse.
Can President Trump pardon himself?
–– For first 71 years? Headbangers 07/21/17

 


Inxart: BREITBARK

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
GOP Health Plan Collapse, Putin Toys with Trump, Bannon Bites Ryan, Fossil Fuel Republicans, Losing Twitter Strategy, and Loosening Gun Laws at inxart 07/19/17.

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.


 


U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.