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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #83
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

La La Land –– Lard of the dance.
Office Christmas Party –– Secrete Santa.
Friend Request –– Don’t make me watch this.
The Brand New Testament –– Sucks dicta.
The Bounce Back –– Meat cute.
Frank & Lola –– Whatever. Lola wants.
Slash –– And burn.
Abattoir –– Butcher hollow.
Sugar Mountain –– Powder puff.
Beyond the Gates –– Playing for creeps.
All We Had –– Mother crusher.
Harry Benson: Shoot First –– Snap shat.
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TELEVISION

Mariah’s World (E!) –– Crash and Carey.
Search Party (TBS) –– Utterly lost.
Soundbreaking: Stories From the Cutting Edge of Recorded Music (PBS) –– Tracks records.
Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath (A&E) –– Priceless Leah.
Incorporated (Syfy) –– Inc. sack.
The Grand Tour (Amazon) –– Flop gear.
Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (Netflix ) –– They’re hookers now?
Nightcap (Pop) –– Sink to sleep.
Sweet/Vicious (MTV) –– Bi low.
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THEATRE

Dear Evan Hansen –– Evan forbid.
The Illusionists - Turn of the Century
–– Bog of tricks.
A Bronx Tale
–– Bust stop.
Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812
–– Tails off.
Les Liaisons Dangereuses
–– Tempt agency.
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MUSIC

Moana / Various –– Tiki-tacky.
Hardwired…to Self-Destruct
/ Metallica –– Mission accomplished.
24K Magic / Bruno Mars –– The karat and the shtick.
The Weight of These Wings / Miranda Lambert –– Never gets off the ground.
We Got It From Here…Thank You 4 Your Service / A Tribe Called Quest –– Quest-ionable.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

The Fall Guy by James Lasdun –– Patsy decline.
The Portable Veblen
by Elizabeth McKenzie –– Dung McKenzie.
Grace
by Natashia Deón –– Slaves away.
Scary Old Sex
by Arlene Heyman –– Crepey crawly.
Swing Time
by Zadie Smith –– Fashion-hating rhythm.

Nonfiction

The Undoing Project by Michael Lewis –– Eraser heads.
The Daily Show (The Book)
by Chris Smith –– Stewart little.
Celebrity Run-Ins b
y Kathy Griffin –– Merde Griffin.
The Clothing of Books
by Jhumpa Lahiri –– The closing of book.
Keep Swinging
by Joseph Bruno –– Bruno mars.
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TALK TO THE HAIR

Well, that happened… See what else L.K. Peterson got right in the scarily prescient Talk to the Hair his hilarious Look Back at the First 100 Days of the Trump Presidency. The perfect gift to Make America Laugh Again. Order from Amazon.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Headbangers: XI AND HIM

Trump risks showdown with China after call with Taiwan
–– Thinks One China is name of President Xi's jet.
Chicago tops 700 homicides for the year
–– 1974: 'We had 970, so BFD.' Headbangers 12/02/16

 


Inxart: FAULTY TOWER

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Trump Provokes China, Pence Steers White House, Trump Towers Over NY, Pipeline Rerouted, France Moves Right & Democrats Ponder Cloudy Future at inxart 12/07/16.

 


Gertrude's Follies: FATS WALLOW

Gert's fatty fears are bloat all out of proportion when Alice nominates her cheeky mate to be enshrined in the pantheon of piggies, the pagoda of porkers, the tabernacle of the tubby. Check back regularly for the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


What Not: SUPPORT HOSED

Demagogues don't elect themselves. Trump is only one, presumably human, being. Over 60 million supposedly sentient ones, overwhelmingly white, and mostly male (not as mostly as you'd suspect) voted him into office.
What Not.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


What Now: THE INNER CIRCLE

Randy Jones has illustrated the program for the annual Inner Circle Show for more than 20 years. Here are some of his best covers for satirical revues that sent up the Giuliani, Bloomberg and DeBlasio administrations.
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U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.