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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Battle of the Sexes –– Riggs-King business.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle –– Op shit.
The Lego Ninjago Movie –– Shot blocks.
Stronger –– Then dirt.
Victoria & Abdul –– The Regina Monologues.
Gaga: Five Foot Two –– Gahgah.
Friend Request –– ‘Stay away.’
Loving Vincent –– Van Gogh away.
The King’s Choice –– Sovereign succotash.
The Tiger Hunter –– Doesn’t stand a preyer.
Unrest –– In peace.
30 Years of Garbage: The Garbage Pail Kids –– Pail ail.
The Houses October Built 2 –– Shakes shack.
Big Bear –– Worser major.
Shot –– Flush wounds.
Last Rampage –– Stomp signs.
Happy Hunting –– Rummy dum-dum.
Elizabeth Blue –– Psychiatric wart.
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TELEVISION

The Tick (Amazon) –– Tickety-boob.
Jerry Before Seinfeld (Netflix) –– Jerryatrics.
Tales From the Tour Bus (Cinemax) –– Bussed chops.
The Orville (Fox) –– Orville wrong.
Top of the Lake: China Girl (Sundance) –– Campion it up.
The Vietnam War (PBS) –– Namby-pamby.
Naked (Netflix) –– Bare bones.
The Hippopotamus (Netflix) –– Hippo drone.
White Gold (Netflix) –– Auto booty.
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THEATRE

Prince of Broadway –– Hal and farewell.
The Terms of My Surrender
–– Need I say Moore?
Marvin's Room ––
Patient zero.
1984
–– Norwell.
A Doll’s House, Part 2
–– Nickin' Nora.
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MUSIC

Sleep Well Beast / The National –– The National debit.
Native Invader / Tory Amos –– Tory and wigged.
Cozy Tapes, Vol. 2: Top Cozy / A$AP Mob –– Cozy fan ptui.
Happy Endings / Old Dominion –– Rubs the wrong way.
Fifth Harmony / Fifth Harmony –– A Fifth of crotch.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

The Golden House by Salman Rushdie –– Muck mansion.
Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate –– Our by our.
The Burning Girl by Claire Messud –– Bushfire.
The Lying Game by Ruth Ware –– No Ware.
Seeing Red by Sandra Brown –– Beat Red.

Nonfiction

Unbelievable: My Front-Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History
by Katy Tur –– Tur duckin’.
Bernie Sanders Guide to Political Revolution by Bernie Sanders –– Alter kocker.
Hail to the Chin by Bruce Campbell –– Piece of Ash.
Life 3.0 by Max Tegmark –– Rushin' evolution.
Why Buddhism is True by Robert Wright –– Yeah, Wright!
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Headbangers: DESE DEMS DOPES

Trump's debt ceiling deal with Schumer, Pelosi stunned White House budget director
–– But he was already dazed.
OJ growers are devastated by Irma
–– Orange is the new blecch. Headbangers 09/15/17

 


Inxart: MOCKIT-ROCKET

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Mexico City Quake, Rocket Man Buzzes Trump, Manafort's Russia Trail, Schumer & Pelosi Ride, Graham-Cassidy Healthcare, and Hurricane Season at inxart 09/20/17.

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.


 


U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.