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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

The Beguiled –– Wet nurses.
Transformers: The Last Knight –– Morph or less.
The Big Sick –– Pale ail.
The Bad Batch –– Batch slipped.
In Pursuit of Silence –– Ears of corn.
Good Fortune –– Shit out of luck.
The Ornithologist –– For the birds.
Ripped –– Off.
Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press –– Press. Junk it.
Blood Feast –– Tipper gore.
Inversion –– Iran of the mill.
Paulina –– Lady parts.
Blood Road –– Hokey min trail.
My Journey Through French Cinema –– Ciné slicker.
From the Ashes –– Coal comfort.
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TELEVISION

Claws (TNT) –– Manic-pedi.
Steve Harvey’s Funderdome (ABC) –– Mad mucks.
The American Epic Sessions (PBS) –– Record setting.
Planet of the Apps (Apple) –– Apps of steal.
Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly (NBC) –– Megyn Foxed.
I’m Dying Up Here (SHO) –– Comic sans.
Michael Jackson: Searching for Neverland (Lifetime) –– Nevermind.
World of Dance (NBC) –– Rushin’ steps.
Dirty Dancing (ABC) –– Whirl poo.
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THEATRE

1984 –– Norwell.
A Doll’s House, Part 2
–– Nickin' Nora.
Bandstand
–– Swing low.
Six Degrees of Separartion
–– 'Hoodwinked.
Anastasia
–– Has tsars in her eyes.
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MUSIC

True to Self / Bryson Tiller –– Honest mistake.
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band / The Beatles –– Beatle barely.
Teenage Emotions / Lil Yachty –– Bit ding-y.
Is This the Life We Really Want? / Roger Waters –– Still Waters runs ‘deep’.
hopeless fountain kingdom / Halsey –– Little fuss and big Halsey.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Camino Isand by John Grisham –– Camino unreal.
Blackout
by Marc Elsberg –– Lighten up!
Dragon Teeth
by Michael Crichton –– Shit hits the fang.
Once and For All
by Sarah Dessen –– Final record.
16th Seduction
by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro –– Knock wooed.

Nonfiction

Al Franken, Giant of the Senate by Al Franken –– Franken beans.
Are You Anybody?
by Jeffrey Tambor –– Mr. Tambor, ream man.
I Can’t Make This Up
by Kevin Hart –– Nope, you failed test.
Girling Up
by Mayim Bialik –– Hissin’ hers.
Astrophysics for People in a Hurry
by Neil deGrasse Tyson –– Cosmic race.
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Headbangers: BUTCHER BLOC

What Is Mitch McConnell Thinking on Health Care?
–– Fuck the sick?
Conway: Medicaid cut isn't an actual cut
–– And deaths will be virtual.
Headbangers 06/23/17

 


Inxart: PIN KUSHNER

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Face-off in Syria, Mueller Investigates Russia Ties, Kushner Refs Mideast, Trump Digs Hole, Trump Lies Like Rug, and GOP's Toxic AHCA at inxart 06/21/17.

 


What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


What Now: THE INNER CIRCLE

Randy Jones has illustrated the program for the annual Inner Circle Show for more than 20 years. Here are some of his best covers for satirical revues that sent up the Giuliani, Bloomberg and DeBlasio administrations.
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U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.